After scanning the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the confused mind generally opts for friendlier territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).
Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty!
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my Safety-net sub .
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my Safety-net sub .
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.
by Paterico December 14, 2008
Get the Safety-net sub mug. A Safety Baby Daddy is a friend whom agrees to have a baby with you after a certain age if you have remained single and childless.
“If I don’t have a child by 35, can we agree to have a child with each other?”
“Yes I will be your safety baby daddy”
“Yes I will be your safety baby daddy”
by Taylour Paige December 11, 2021
Get the Safety baby daddymug. A construction company that enforces strict safety rules having sold out to the insurance carrier for a cheaper premium
by Cmmncnts May 10, 2018
Get the safety whoremug. by Badmanh May 27, 2016
Get the Safety windmillmug. A smiley within a text that is only there to make a negative or mean remark seemingly less bad. Often used by passive-aggressive people.
by Nick_knock April 7, 2022
Get the Safety Smileymug. I was in fear of my safety is a term commonly used as a blanket defense by a police or law enforcement officer to justify use of force against a civilian or other person. Historically, this defense carries a very low burden of proof from the officer or department. ©2021/Rdee
by Rdee_ April 18, 2021
Get the I was in fear of my safetymug. A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.
by TiggyMima September 10, 2016
Get the safety unicornmug.