Russian Necktie

A Russian necktie is when you slit/cut someone's throat and pull their tongue out through the slit in their neck.

I gave that asshole who kept feeling me up a Russian necktie in the crapper.

by JessieT87 August 22, 2011

Russian Lunch

Sex on the patio in the middle of the afternoon.

I left work at noon and had a Russian lunch with my girlfriend.

by RussianGuyz April 20, 2010

Dirty Russian

Relieving yourself while receiving oral sex.

My bladder was full, so i had to give my gf a dirty russian.

by Goldenad March 22, 2003

Russian farewell

An aggressive handjob that results in the receiving male partner's member being torn off. Also known as a German greeting.

"She rubbed me so hard, I almost got the ol' Russian farewell."

by coolstorybro13 August 22, 2013

Russian Paintball

Instead of using paintballs, Russians use real ammo dipped in red paint and shoot each other for fun.

YO Nicolai lets go play russian paintball and get fucked up.

by habs218 January 13, 2012

Russian Thunderfuck

If you don't know what it is by the name, you don't deserve to achieve it.

"Yeah me and the mistress pulled a Russian Thunderfuck last night.."

by Dé Von the Blacksmith March 07, 2014

Russian Boil

Male scrotum. Often used to lure girls into looking at the male genitalia.

Boy - Oh, who wants to see my Russian Boil?

Girls - what's a Russian Boil?

Boy shows testicle.

by Minyip April 20, 2010