Jump Rump

A perverse naked form of leap frog.

I saw 3 drunk girls playing jump rump in the snow and couldn't look away

by oninomad February 22, 2011

Snide Rump

Noun
(From the latin Snideous Rumpous Horrendous)

1. A sub-standard or disappointing sexual performance.

2. A person with a know history of sub-standard or disappointing sexual performance.

The girl was a poorly experienced bunk up, much akin to a sack of spuds. Failing to participate to a satisfactory level, she was under par in the beauty department, had a fell tounge and her boat race was just fuckin retarded. All in all, a real snide rump.

by R Wilson December 11, 2011

crown rumping

(n) The act of getting some one black out drunk on Crown royal, inserting your fist into their anus, and leaving before they awaken the following morning.

(adj) crown rumped - the state of having received a crown rumping.

My girlfriend must have gone crown rumping last night because my ass hurts and there are plastic gloves on the night stand.

by Piptholomew June 23, 2017

rummy cunt

the female version of whiskey dick, or when she's too drunk too fuck

or

when it's so stank that you can't even stand the stench to fuck her

dude i was all up on this broad and ready to fuck, but she had the mad rummy cunt

by mr. dudeular September 9, 2010

Rumpled

To have sex by Rumple/ Mr. Gold from the tv show, Once Upon a Time.

I was rumpled in my dream last night.

by The biggest fucking dearie December 4, 2014

Reverse Rumpelstiltskin

When a man (or sometimes a woman) is eating out the asshole of a man while jerking him off. Once both parties have finished-- the man eating the asshole backs off, and the man who recieved the eating then proceeds to projectile shit all of the man who ate his ass hole, getting it everywhere (including in the mans Mouth).

This is not no be confused with a rumplestiltskin, which is when a man gives another man a blowjob while shitting and then vomits down his ass ( see urbad dictionary Rumplestilskin)

"Dude, you smell like shit! did you get a Reverse Rumpelstiltskin?"

by Loss Prevention Officer2 October 5, 2011

pumping the rump

having anal sex with your female boss

analbuttsexbosspumping the rump

by horny coworker April 26, 2014