Rumpelstiltskin Pussy

When a woman has an irresistible vagina. Typically used when referring to a woman that has several men wanting to exclusively date her. Short for "A vagina made from fleece and gold."

"I can't believe Dave puts up with her shit! She must have some Rumpelstiltskin pussy!"
"God, what a sap. All he does is follow her around. She must have a Rumpelstiltskin pussy."

by Teloor April 8, 2012

rumplemuffin

A blueberry muffin eaten on, or off of, one's anus.

Rumplemuffins are best enjoyed freshly baked.

by XBL GT: Mutant N64 May 22, 2012

Rump-Beetus

1. The result of having anal sex with a diabetic who's forgotten to take their insulin.

2. When you fuck a diabetic in the ass so hard that they slip into a diabetic coma.

A: Dude, I was fooling around with Sandy last night, and well .... rump-beetus.

B: Woah, I didn't know she was diabetic!

by ErantyInt December 12, 2012

Rumpback Whale

The ass-like crack formed by a fat lady wearing a tight bathing suit in the middle of her back.

That lady has a plumber's rumpback whale.

by Hhead August 30, 2013

rumperdoodled

The act of getting so viciously raped within a round of Search & Destroy in Call of Duty Modern warfare 3

Terry was wondering around on the map lockdown when all of a sudden an enemy predator missile came down and absolutely rumperdoodled him

by Ball Fiddler October 28, 2013

rumpbutt

It simply means:
anal sex

Fred: "My doctor says that I have a very dirty prostate."
Sam: "Maybe you should stop doing the rumpbutt then."

by AntwontheUnicorn November 12, 2013

rump your stump

When one is masturbating so intensely, they rip their penis off.

Male 1: Dude i love masturbating to the thought of her
Male 2: I like to but it's to dangerous anymore i rumped my stump thinking of her.
Male 1: I would love her to rump my stump and rump your stump when it grows back

by RumperStumper April 22, 2014