taking a roberts

taking a shit

i'm takin' a roberts
don't forget to wipe your roberts

by pimpinat31 April 29, 2003

The Oral Roberts

When you are getting a blowjob from a girl, and right before you cum you pull out and cover her face, then finish by throwing an open bible in her face and telling her to REPENT!

My girlfriend was bugging me to wake up early sunday and go to church, but I convinced her to just take "The Oral Roberts" instead.

by the Dildozer September 3, 2013

Robert Kraft

The act of soliciting a hand job after a massage.

“Bro, you been to that new massage parlor? For an extra $20 it’s a guaranteed Robert Kraft.”

by Dallasvegas321 March 14, 2019

Mercy Roberts

Hooker. Walmart Gift Card. not just a hooker MY hooker.

Me - Omg, Mercy Roberts is a hooker.
You - and a walmart gift card.
Me - for sure.

by thedefinitionofchelsea February 13, 2010

dirty robert

the act of watching hentai while orgasming from a vibrator

"dude, this guy fucking creamed when watching hentai in class! he pulled a dirty robert!"

by Glizzyglobber October 31, 2022

the robert special

the Robert special is when the Alfa male ejaculates his load all over his next of kin

Jacob always gets the Robert special

bex also gets the Robert special

by the terrorist January 16, 2017

rebound robert

go on mattias snap stories

“day 15 rebound robert”

by iceyiz December 19, 2019