cock robber

a cock robber is a girl who steals your guy before or after you're done with him, also a skank.

i really thought we were gonna get it in then that cock robber bitch stole him, wtf???

by sohighicaneatastar January 7, 2011

Bookie robber

A bet, usually on a horse, that is bound to win.

Man i drained some bookie robbers today!

by thebigdog8 October 21, 2010

Chrome Robber

Child support succubus, off-spring, weather married or unmarried to the other parent.

So much for the new car, the little chrome robber needs new clothes.

We were going to spring break, but it's my weekend to watch the little chrome robber.

by R3dRabbit July 23, 2011

Rockin Robbin Robbie

A young gay man, who is always the loudest, drunkest, and most obscene person in a crowd of 10 to damn near 1000

Hey dont be a Rockin Robbin Robbie!!

by P-Cakes November 6, 2012

jack robbed

A very violent robbery. Combination of hijacking and robbery.

"If you stay here you won't get jack robbed like you would at Kean"

by GME April 21, 2014

Mike Robbins

A mike guzzles mustard on the daily, he is also very meek.

Mike Robbins: I GUZZZZLED DIJON MUSTARD YESTERDAY.

Person: Ok Mike

by User123324231324512 May 23, 2014

spank robbery

To be interrupted during a masterbating session. Interruption can be for numerous reasons, for example: wife/gf, parents, door bell ring, phone call.

I had the house to myself on my day off. I was going to enjoy some self love but my wife came early stopping me early. She committed an act of spank robbery.

by West Texas Red Dirt March 21, 2017