jake riedel

the most funny, caring, patient, loving, sweet, amazing man you could imagine.

also: great in bed.

"who left me a frappuccino outside my door?"

"must have been the work of a jake riedel."

by inattirbx3 January 19, 2009

Asian raped

Rapes that normally goes unnoticed.

If it wasnt for the smell of fried rice I'd never have known I was Asian raped!

Martha was Asian raped but the doctor said "medically speaking" she's still a virgin.

by Bamburito September 12, 2012

raped

the result of being totaly dominated.

(applies to sports, video games, fights, stuff like that)

he beat you 50 to 10, you got raped.

by oba September 3, 2005

riled

horny and excited.

nothing gets me riled like a hard G -daniel howell (pinof 9)

by lovelylester December 2, 2017

Ripped Jeans

"A massive hit from the 1980's - early 90's, this type of jeans slowly seemingly to come back into the modern fashion statement of the latest decade along with the '1980's return' retro craze. - Alternatively today in the modern world of fashion, casually worn by many celebrities, & 'people who can pull them off' relying on the additional clothing. they generally can either look 'REALLY GOOD', OR 'REALLY BAD'. A pair of pre-torn jeans can be bought varying from almost any price range, some extending to far beyond the average purchase price. For instance, a normal pair of Gucci jeans that had been distressed, ripped and covered with African beads, when they debuted in October 1998 in Milan, were priced at $3,134.

You will notice that Good designer brands such as Diesel, G-star, Replay, Vivienne Westwood etc. all include into some of their range a slight tattered pre-torn/pre-ripped effect usually found amongst the higher paid jeans for their brands but can vary.

old school "Ripped Jeans" - An 80's swag jeans, a top casual style of jean within fashion (but if over-done with the wrong clothing will look terrible or if self-torn you're a joker for even walking out the front door).

by DontCATtheSWAG. June 28, 2013

cherry ripe

A delicious chocolate bar

Man that cherry ripe was delicious, i could kill for another

by sausaged as December 9, 2008

ripe

being ripe goes beyond being "fresh", like RIPE fruit is better than FRESH fruit

"shittt nigga you's RIPE"

"uhhh you should RIPEN"

by a.n.m. May 14, 2008