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Ruben

A fatass fucking cunt you wanna punch in the fucking face when ever you see him. He's not only annoying, but he's also gay.
"Ruben."
by Wrappedplastic June 1, 2019
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Ruben

Is een man die anders is dan anderen, kan heel snel van emoties veranderen in possitieve vorm, zodra hij iemand aantrekkelijk ziet, wacht hij niet rustig af maar pakt haar meteen (van achteren). Dus jij, ja jij Ruben.. gaat ooit iemand vinden die begint met de letter M en eindigd met de u... waarom, nou de letter ‘m’ zit 5 letters achter de letter ‘r’, en de ‘u’ zit 3 letters voor de ‘r’, of.. je liefde begint met de letter R, zodat jullie samen later een feest kunnen geven met een grote boog met de letter ‘r’, dat kost weer een extra letter zodat je nog beter wijn kan kopen
Hey, die Ruben johh, poeh wat een kerel!
Hallo, mijn naam is m&*%@##o, wat is de jouwne?
Een goedenmorgen, ik ben nieuw hier, aangenaam Ruben, mijn naam is R!:#$%#....
by RP05 March 27, 2019
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Ruben Dos

A term used to raise levels of clout in a set 8 classroom but exclaiming it at high volume.
Teacher: Today we are going to learn alrge ...

Student: RUBEN DOS!
by Big_Up September 16, 2019
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Ruben Gardner

A person who is so frickin' lazy and just stays home all the time. He's a terrible driver. Expect him to only play El Sonodito.
Dude stop being a Ruben Gardner your driving sucks!
by kyle4269 October 29, 2019
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Rubenesque

A body type that describes people who look like a Reuben sandwich
I know people who look like a Reuben sandwich are called rubenesque but what are people that look like meatball subs called?
by The Original Kweej November 12, 2019
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Ruben polar bear

Some gassed up kid who has 6 lighters , can’t handle his drink and blacks out on the train at work drinks, lives to roll about with dogs and say it’s windy while rolling a zoot
by Big h dog! December 11, 2019
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raubenheimer

a group of well renowned stok investors, The raubenheimers are a huge political group striving for communist and capatalist views at the extreme.
awwwww he's a raubenheimer ayyyyy
by 1234567890875432123456789 March 3, 2020
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