Sugar Retarded

What you become when you shove a Gordian Knot of gummy worms down your throat, chug an entire 2L soda, a candy bar milkshake, then snort an entire bag of sugar for good measure.

"Jason really overdid the candy at the party yesterday, he's still Sugar retarded"

by realmrniceface July 9, 2021

commentally retarded

Condition whereby confused or oblivious (often elderly) people befoul a social media post with inane, irrelevant, offensive or otherwise horrid replies.

/normal human posts cover photo of beautiful sunset

Normal human's commentally retarded parent replies: "WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO UNCLE JOE'S FOR SUPPER NEXT WEEK ? !"

by Captain Walleye November 29, 2021

Fire retarded

When someone is so stupid they think they are fire proof

Person 1: how did he burn himself
Person 2: he is fire retarded

by Sendai ballz January 13, 2022

a retarded amount of As

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guy: holy shit thats a retarded amount of As

by Zordyn May 21, 2023

5th Degree Retarded

Daddy slim cock, also known as “I exploit vulnerable women and share videos of them masturbating to make myself feel like a REAL boy.”

My name is Dustin, and I am 5th degree retarded

by JustEatingTush January 6, 2020

da gay fat retardeds

noun. The most uber rad 1337 54U53 band in the universe. most popular song is "Lester Oats". Widely known around the country of Mongolia.

"Bro, are you gonna go see DGFR after we go romp glamis in our raised f-150s bro??"

"DGFR is sicky gnar gnar bro!!!"

by your mom. April 19, 2005

let's get retarded

see: crunk

by Anonymous November 4, 2003