Republican

Part of the human anatomy upon which one sits.

I have an itchy republican.
Get off of your republican.
Did you wipe your republican?

by Hekuba June 8, 2015

Republican

A Republican is typically a whiny middle aged white Christian male who is unable to adapt to change. They are afraid of: homosexuals and their homosexual agenda, Muslims, Mexicans, blacks, teenagers, lesbians, and "tyrannical" government.

All Republicans secretly believe that an ass-kicking killing machine lIves under their jeans shorts and short sleeved button up shirts and so they all WORSHIP guns. Guns and the Bible and the 'Murican flag! Republicans are about as subtle as a Mack truck.

Despite the fact that they are all ostensibly Christian and should be generous in spirit and ever-willing to turn the other cheek, Republicans are obsessed with the possibility that some one might be skating by on their hard work.

In short Republicans are like that one loud mouth uncle everybody has. He likes to act tough, but he's 120 lbs. overweight and he runs out of breath on his way to the buffet. Some of em are okay...

"Goddammit Lulabelle, we vote Republican in this trailer! Now I don't wanna hear one more word about Beee-rawk Obaawwma or you're gonna get the belt!"

by Johnny ET May 17, 2018

Republican

These are your racists, they all seemed to have an impaired view on actual politics. These guys seem to constantly discriminate race, gender, and even sexuality.

Person 1: I can't believe that old Republican got us fired!
Person 2: Its because he's a fucking sexist perv!

by MattDontLieToMe December 6, 2018

Undercover Republican

A person who appears to be liberal but censors one's freedom of expression(usually a comment on Myspace or facebook) because it is information that person wishes to withold from the public.

"I can't believe you deleted my comment about your major crush on Dennis. You're such an undercover Republican!"

by Judy MiCha December 9, 2008

how Republican

a saying used to describe anything out-dated, backward, or relating to the Republican party

George says, "Lets go to the bowling alley."

John replies smugly, "How Republican."

by Mungus February 17, 2004

mad republican

To refer to any person, object, event, idea that is lame, or on the extremely conservative side.

All the clubs shut down at 2:00am? That's so mad republican.

by Cookie November 6, 2004

Republican Logic

1. Undeconstructed Aristotelian logic, that is to say, a persistent manifestation of a centuries-old oppression by dead white males from the Graeco-Roman tradition. See "feminist epistomology", "gender situated knowledge", so on

2. Being too "left brained"

3. Intelligible thought

You'll never understand Lysenko theory or New Age holistic herbalism with your Republican logic.

by DrCruel April 9, 2006