When you heavily analyze someone’s Instagram post or general personal information to figure out who they are as a person/ what is going on.
Very similar to stalking but with an intellectual and analytical twist.
Like criminal minds- but taking it too far.
Very similar to stalking but with an intellectual and analytical twist.
Like criminal minds- but taking it too far.
Friend 1 - Did you see Sam’s Instagram post?
Friend 2 - Yeah I did. It was so chaotic that I had to do a full close reading last night.
Friend 1- Did you hear that Ariana and Finn got back together again?
Friend 2- Wait what!? We need to close read this situation later so we can fully understand what is going on.
Friend 2 - Yeah I did. It was so chaotic that I had to do a full close reading last night.
Friend 1- Did you hear that Ariana and Finn got back together again?
Friend 2- Wait what!? We need to close read this situation later so we can fully understand what is going on.
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1. hot, attractive, sexy, to look good.
2. not good. not kosher. doesn't sit well with you.
3. to have sex.
2. not good. not kosher. doesn't sit well with you.
3. to have sex.
1. Ooooh, he is so ready.
Girl, what are you wearing to the club? You're gonna wear that? Girl, You ARE READY!
2. He stood me up. That is so NOT ready!
3. Present. I wanna get ready with you
Past: Last night he came over and we got READY.
Girl, what are you wearing to the club? You're gonna wear that? Girl, You ARE READY!
2. He stood me up. That is so NOT ready!
3. Present. I wanna get ready with you
Past: Last night he came over and we got READY.
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