Joan Rivers

An old woman who's had too much plastic surgery and who aways says "can we talk"?

That new face on Joan Rivers looks like she just came out of a wind tunnel.

by dj mbm March 14, 2009

Russian Reversal

The Russian Reversal is a debating and argumentative tactic developed by the USSR during the twentieth century. A tool described as being able to end and subsequently win any discussion, its original intent was to stupefy capitalist dogs by inverting the sentence and introducing a new prepositional phrase, thus obfuscating the topic and allowing the debater to take control and bury his opponent. Its execution is as simple as it is lethal: the subject and direct object of the sentence in question are reversed, the sentence is preceded with "in Soviet Russia" and all sentences are shifted into the second person.

This is because Soviet Russia is a wondrous land of complete automation and bizarre reversal of ordinary American events and situations. Imagine your wonder when, upon calling a taxi, you discover that here in Soviet Russia, taxi calls YOU!!

The Russian Reversal in action...

In Soviet Russia prisoners arrest YOU!!

In Soviet Russia dog walks YOU!!

In Soviet Russia baby gives birth to YOU!!

In Soviet Russia n00b pwns YOU!!

by Red Head's Redemption January 24, 2011

Reverse psychology

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Reverse psychology: a persuasion technique involving the false advocacy of a belief or behavior contrary to the belief or behavior which is actually being advocated. This technique relies on the psychological phenomenon of reactance, in which a person has a negative emotional response in reaction to being persuaded, and thus chooses the option which is being advocated against.

by You won't do it. September 14, 2009

Ravens

n. In reference to the Baltimore Ravens, the Maryland State Correctional System work release program.

The Ravens shipped Jamal "Jail-mal" Lewis to the Cleveland Browns.

by Dan Weyandt September 1, 2009

Reverse Vampire

A vampire who craves the sun and hates the night. Loves to get a tan. Refered to in both The Simpsons and Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Reverse Vampires sleep in tanning booths during the night.

by Rankojin July 12, 2004

Hardcore Raver

Someone who raves to hardcore techno music such as: Gabber, Freeform and Happy Hardcore. Hardcore techno usually ranges between 160-210 bpm depending on the type.

"Dancing to hardcore makes my nipples like fire"

by Neurotoxin August 27, 2005

Reverse Shawshank

To slowly, and painstakingly, acquire things bit by bit in exactly the opposite way that Tim Robbins got rid of the dirt and rocks that he excavated from his cell as he dug his tunnel to freedom in the film, Shawshank Redemption.

hey man, how're you building up such an awesome hot sauce collection?

No worries dude, I'm Reverse Shawshanking some hot sauce from all the local diners and late night cafes.

by okfuskee June 21, 2010