When a man emmits his semen on a girls face after sexual intercourse then licks it off her face while they continue intercourse/kissing!
by yorolandabith May 25, 2011
Get the Ranch Dressing mug.That guy in your neighborhood who owns a herd of beater cars, often of a specific make or from a certain long-ago automotive era, and he parks them all over the public streets, greedily taking up more than his share of available parking spots. The cars sit in the same spot day after day until someone reports them and the police slap a 72hr tow notice on them, after which they mysteriously move a few blocks away only to come back a week later.
The car rancher either fixes them up to sell at which point he is also a curbstoner or unlicensed auto dealer, or he is just a somewhat mentally unbalanced guy with OCD that needs help to stop collecting his automotive junk and warehousing it all over the block.
The car rancher either fixes them up to sell at which point he is also a curbstoner or unlicensed auto dealer, or he is just a somewhat mentally unbalanced guy with OCD that needs help to stop collecting his automotive junk and warehousing it all over the block.
Guest: What's with all the beater Lincolns on your block? I couldn't get anywhere near your house.
You: Yeah I know, the old guy across the street is a car rancher, we've tried to get his junk towed many times.
You: Yeah I know, the old guy across the street is a car rancher, we've tried to get his junk towed many times.
by usedupallmynames October 20, 2008
Get the car rancher mug.Where white people of the Abq metro area go to escape the gang violence and property crime in the city proper. The city spends big on various projects, and the infrastructure is good if a bit crowded. The sprawl seems to be equally divided between cheap development houses and shopping centers. You will find lots and lots of strip malls and shopping centers, which seems to be the only available avenue for entertainment. The police are extremely bored and overzealous; you will never receive a warning for any traffic offense and they will literally bust a nut over a low BAC DWI arrest (which will probably be the talk of the station for months). Contrast this with the police of abq not giving a fuck about bad driving as long as you're not killing people, and you'll see why everyone get's frustrated. There are also an extreme amount of bullshit unapportioned-tax traffic cameras compared to what there should be for the population, to fund the aforementioned white people city pet projects.
If you want to party, look elsewhere because most bars will cut you off after 3 drinks regardless if you have a driver or not. You'll find plenty of fakesters and busters all over, but I have never seen anyone in Rio Rancho who remotely resembles a real gangster.
For the most part, this city is a shithole due to the government being oppressive, massive overcrowding, a mix of yuppies and white trash, and virtually no jobs apart from the Intel plant and retail stores.
If you want to party, look elsewhere because most bars will cut you off after 3 drinks regardless if you have a driver or not. You'll find plenty of fakesters and busters all over, but I have never seen anyone in Rio Rancho who remotely resembles a real gangster.
For the most part, this city is a shithole due to the government being oppressive, massive overcrowding, a mix of yuppies and white trash, and virtually no jobs apart from the Intel plant and retail stores.
I got tired of hearing gunshots in Albuquerque at night, so I moved my family to Rio Rancho so my children will never have to see a dark person again.
by RH1N0 October 2, 2013
Get the Rio Rancho mug.adj. 1. Meaning to screw up a karaoke song so badly that your shame and embarrassment sends waves of through the crowd of your friends.
2. The selection of a karaoke song that brings deafening silence to a Karaoke event (see anything recorded since 2005)
2. The selection of a karaoke song that brings deafening silence to a Karaoke event (see anything recorded since 2005)
by jzzzzzz October 1, 2010
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by Shae 25 January 29, 2020
Get the Rance mug.The residence of a highly evolved male who has an unprecedented effect on ALL women. He goes out most Saturday nights with the sole purpose of making women go weak at the knees. After this he retires to his 'Stud Ranch', generally with a different woman by his side each week. Often seen wearing a black cap and being told to take it off to highlight the incredible attributes of his face. Often referred to as a Moller or Bulla, he is the object of EVERY woman's desire, as is his Ranch.
She couldn't resist the offer to go back to the 'Stud Ranch', and it's a long taxi ride to Slacks Creek.
Lets go over to the 'Stud Ranch' for poker friday night, there's sure to be a wide variety of beautiful women there.
Lets go over to the 'Stud Ranch' for poker friday night, there's sure to be a wide variety of beautiful women there.
by shield May 8, 2006
Get the Stud Ranch mug.Rio rancho High School is the gayest school in the world. All the dumb fucks go there and they don't know anything. They can only whine and cry about fucking cleveland cause it's richer than them and all the kids are way better than them at everything including sports. RRHS is filled with drugs and sluts and whores. They have absolutely no live expect to rob cars in neighborhood across the street from the school and to smoke and pop pills all day! Little fucking ratchet bitches need to get a life.
Person 1: Your a pot head
Person 2: Duuude how'd you know?
Person 1: Cause you go to ratchet Rio Rancho High School fucking retard!
Person 2: Duuude how'd you know?
Person 1: Cause you go to ratchet Rio Rancho High School fucking retard!
by Sexiness666 October 17, 2013
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