Roman massage

When a girl gives you a massage on your cock by using her butts. It's like tit fucking but using the butts. Rubbing the cock against the ass and the girl compress her ass with rythm so you cum between the cheeks. A variation of the roman massage is to put your cock inside the buttcheeks only touching the anus not penetraing it. Is compared with the stiky buns.

The only way you'll have my ass is by giving you a roman massage.

I just gave you a roman massage and you give me a good pair of sicky buns

by Cas123 September 29, 2010

roman mask

when a guy put his balls over a girls eyes, and has his penis hang down her nose

i had a roman mask on last night

by Jony April 26, 2004

roman column crap

A roman column crap is the type of crap that fights u before going into the toilet but upon landing in the bowl, it crumbles into little turdlets like an ancient roman column from the colosseum.

I took the toughest shit of my life and after i finally gave birth to a roman column crap, it crumbled into little rabbit turds. Why couldnt it do that while in my ass?

by bLiTcH February 29, 2008

Roman paganism

A form of paganism that is a revival of the worship of all the gods of ancient Rome. The style of worship is the same as that of ancient Rome.

He's into Roman paganism.

by Judge dredd7 July 8, 2011

Roman Yogurt

Little boy semen.

Tommy is finally old enough to produce roman yogurt. I found his stash of crunchy socks.

by frankdon November 30, 2011

Roman Catholi-judaism

A religion practiced only by Amstutz, whose tenet beliefs are laziness and that man can live on grease alone. He believes that Jesus was a good "man", but only because the Amstutz has a Shylock nose.

The kosher practices of Roman Catholi-judaism include excessive masturbation and eating whatever one pleases.

Josh: I have a big nose, an overbearing mother, and I'm cheap; might as well convert to Roman Catholi-judaism.

Licitra: Faggot

by valparaisoooooooo March 31, 2009

Roman tattoo

When a Man slaps his penis on the back of his partener's neck, leaving a mark in the shape of his penis at the point of impact.

John gave Jen a roman tattoo on her neck.

by Spider-Man October 28, 2003