When you're stuck in a terrible relationship you can't get out of because you've already invested a lot of energy into it. It drains you to the core and leaves you haunted and disillusioned, just like the Vietnam War.
"Howard, you have to leave her! You look like hell and it's obviously a Vietnam Relationship. Get out before she drains your soul forever!"
by Kjellmaster 9000 May 2, 2011
Get the Vietnam Relationship mug.A: hey is tim bringing his girlfriend tonight?
B: no i dont think theyre together right now
A: oh, well he told me they were a few days ago
B: yeah well theyre in a light switch relationship so you never know when theyre going out.
B: no i dont think theyre together right now
A: oh, well he told me they were a few days ago
B: yeah well theyre in a light switch relationship so you never know when theyre going out.
by the onion! June 23, 2007
Get the light switch relationship mug.a relationship that is unclear whether its actually true or not, that is shown on the info page of facebook
hannah stein and chris yapola are now married on facebook
beth: do you think hannah actually married that scumbag
frank: no, retard its just a facebook relationship!
beth: do you think hannah actually married that scumbag
frank: no, retard its just a facebook relationship!
by poohead12345 January 7, 2009
Get the facebook relationship mug.Pertaining to a relationship in which one or more parties insists that the relationship does not involve any sexual intimacy but in reality involves various and repeated examples of sexual contact
Antonym: Platonic
Antonym: Platonic
Jim told his wife that he and Denise were just buddies but the truth was they were engaged in a lusty and tempestuous plutimic relationship
by Evil Dan February 8, 2009
Get the Plutimic Relationship mug.'The relationship' refers to one's partner, usually female but not exclusively, whether it be girlfriend, fiancée, wife or their male counter-parts. As long as said partner is more than a passing fling then they qualify as 'the relationship'.
To be used as an alternative to your partners name as well as my/the missus, partner, wife, girlfriend, etc.
To be used as an alternative to your partners name as well as my/the missus, partner, wife, girlfriend, etc.
Sam: "So who's coming around for drinks?"
John: "Jimmy, Sandi, Graeme, The relationship, Will and Laura."
Sam: "That's a cool shirt. Where did you get it from?"
John: "Not sure. The relationship got it for me."
John: "Jimmy, Sandi, Graeme, The relationship, Will and Laura."
Sam: "That's a cool shirt. Where did you get it from?"
John: "Not sure. The relationship got it for me."
by Cam-Face October 19, 2011
Get the The Relationship mug.A bf and gf relationship and you never talk at school all you do is txt and use social media to talk aka Instagram Facebook Twitter vine kik and Oovoo. You are to scared to talk to each other in person.
by Start22 January 11, 2016
Get the 6th grade relationship mug.A relationship that lasts approximately 1 week, and revolves around shark week, as this is perhaps the only thing these two people have in common. The two were brought together by their love of shark week, spent shark week together in a shark induced state of bliss, but then realized there relationship was doomed to fail when sharks were no longer a large part of their life together.
Kate and Audi had a fulfilling one week relationship, which consisted of watching shark week, making shark based puns, and posting shark themed posts on facebook. Yet when shark week ended there was a deafening silence on either side, as neither knew what, if anything, could fill the void that shark week had left. It was definitely a Shark Week Relationship.
by AUDINASH August 30, 2011
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