quietus

Most badass character on the FPL.

Quietus pwns j00 in da faise.

by Bob882 January 14, 2005

quif

In my Montreal-based understanding of it, a {quif} is actually a {taub}. At least that how it was defined in N.D.G. (Notre Dame de Grace or No Damned Good), depending if you lived there or not.

"You stupid quif". "You are such a quif"

by shadowmc July 20, 2006

noisy quiet

a quiet setting with just a little noise. like when working and having the radio, tv or misc type background noises in the background. more than total silence and less than alot of noise.

bjørge: are you working tonight, do you need the place to be quiet?. i want to play my phil collins records.
Tony: Thats fine, i like it noisy quiet when i work.

by aperritano May 22, 2010

Quaft

When a person becomes so lazy that they will not release air from their flatulence. Eventually the quaft will work its way out of the butt cheeks producing a unique sound at a slightly high pitch than an average fart and for a longer duration of time.

Leave the room. Uncle Rob just quafted.

by Schmittay January 3, 2009

Quaft

To beat someone over the head with a baseball bat, lightly. It is taken from the word coif which is a head covering worn by people such as nuns whom are sometimes know to beat the crap out of small children while

saying it is only a "light" punishment.

I'm going to quaft my babies daddy!

by KittyCatCool March 8, 2011

quif

to complain incessently

Bob: I don't wanna go
Tod: Quit your quifing shitface

by zetsumei naisho March 8, 2005

Quiff

Another word for F**k

To be ticked off

"QUIFF THIS"
"I quiffing don't like this dude"

by Dudeboyguy August 23, 2011