Penis Pants

Latex pants that mold around your waist and penis. The penis sticks out from the body but is still covered.

"These penis pants are cool, but they squeak too much"

by PatternOfChaos July 8, 2004

Canadas Pants

THE U.S.A!!!

Canada: Hey america!

USA: What? Leave me alone im being a fat lazy slob! What?

Canada: Thanks for being Canadas Pants !!!!

*highfives greenland*

by SKQHQ May 15, 2010

angry pants

A euphemism for a girls period. "Angry pants time" is the time when a girl is usually more irritable than others and has a tendency to be "angry" often.

#1: Man, Carly's being a real bitch lately.
#2: Yeah, she has, must be angry pants time.

by Jesse Brown October 19, 2005

over the pants hand job

Ita pretty self explanitory.

The act of pleasuring a man while his pants are still on. Hence "over the pants" it's generally very difficult to master as the penis is hard to get to. You're better off to take his bottoms off and just give him an actual hand job. It's more pleasurable.

I gave Alex an over the pants hand job last night, he needed new boxers when I was done.

by Courtney Dawn June 18, 2014

flood pants

Pants that fall around the ankle. Often called high-waters/ high waters as well. This refers to the fact that you can wear them when there is a flood, or "high waters."

Wow, those flood pants are so cute, but your ankles must get cold during the winter...

by Maderaverde April 29, 2005

smarty pants

someone who displays intelligence in an annoying way

Amy: Oh no. Here comes Mark, Mr. Smarty pants.
Becky: I’ll bet he’s going to tell us about how to fix my car.
Amy: I’m sure you’re right. He’s always shooting his mouth off about all the things he can do.

by shracaneits January 16, 2009

Pantsed

To yank down someones pants without their consent, mainly used to embarass the person

I was walking through the halls in school, and out of nowhere, this guys comes behind me and yanks my yoga pants down, exposing my pink Hello Kitty panties with white frilly trimming to everyone in the hall. I was so embarrasses that I had unknowingly began to pee. Seconds later, it completely soaked my embarrassing undies, making the whole situation worse. That was the day I was pantsed at school.

by wedgiedundies February 10, 2014