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Cock Puppet

1. Someone who acts as if they are sitting on a cock.

2. A garden herb found in the mountains of Siberia.
by Maine Brain October 26, 2009
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puppet mouth

A mouth seen frequently on Polish descendants, where the mouth (at rest) forms a large frown that looks like a puppet's mouth. It appears to hinge lower on the jaw than normal mouths, like a trap door.
That woman has a huge puppet mouth, like she could dump the entire tray of cookies in her mouth at once!
by SMRTr January 24, 2008
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meat puppet

a rock & roll girlfriend. a substitute term for guys who feel lame saying "i have a girlfriend."
man, billy's meat puppet is strutting some serious strut today. damn, he's lucky!
by k.zazzle March 24, 2007
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mole puppet

A 'sock-puppet' on a message board that is not very active and remains low profile over many months. At a key moment on a debate, this 'mole' can be deployed to support the puppet master's argument without arousing any suspicion. They have a history that doesn't support any.
When Sidhe returned to the dirtybutrational.org website and was suddenly supported by other members, none of his detractors suspected any were a 'mole puppet.' He had established several way back, and used them sparingly to reply on various threads.
by Recursive Prophet August 30, 2011
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cock puppet

A short, trampy girl with curves but a bit of puppy fat.
Often found working as promo girls or receptionists at mechanics' workshops.
Given the relative size difference between her and virtually any male sexual partner, she'll look more or less like a puppet on his penis. Hence the term 'cock puppet'.
Did you see that chick dishing out the free samples of diet protein shake? She's such a cock puppet.
by Ridley Amstrad November 1, 2010
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Puppeteer

Common between two heterosexual men that do not want to be tagged with the gay stigmata. The first man (puppet) lies nude with a rope tied around his wrist, his hand gripped around his penis. The second man (puppeteer) then pulls the other end of the rope in a style so the original man gets off as though he would be masturbating. Totally NOT GAY.
Hey bro, Ive got major blueballs and cant find a woman to help me out. Mind running a puppeteer for me?
by SodiumBMX February 26, 2010
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Puppet

The 🅱️EnPai that’ll never notice us 😔👊 and that O🅱️🅱️a that’ll never saranghay us 😭😩
DadDy Sen🅱️Ai Op🅱️A PuppET wHy WOn’t yoU nOticE uuUUSssSS 😔😭😩😤
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