"Hey! Watcha doin' Bob?"
"Eatin' a poopsicle."
"...okay. Ima leave. But first, is it yours or someone elses?
"What kind of a question is that?"
"nothin" *walks away*
"Eatin' a poopsicle."
"...okay. Ima leave. But first, is it yours or someone elses?
"What kind of a question is that?"
"nothin" *walks away*
by norkalert January 8, 2010
Get the poopsicle mug.The epitome of disgustingly saccharine-sweet cutesy names lovers give to one another as a pet name and term of endearment.
1. A name given to the partner of a relationship by the other partner specifically to drive them nuts because there is nothing cornier to call them and they intend to annoy the person.
Partner 1: "Oh Mushy-Poops, I wuves you!"
Partner 2: "Good Lord, please stop before my brain implodes."
2. A term of endearment universally offensive to everyone but the sick people sincerely using it towards each other.
Construction worker 1: (Into cellphone) Okay, I love you too. No you're my Mushy-Poops. No you're MY Mushy-Poops.
Construction workers nearby: (Grab jackhammers and noisy tools and attempt to drown out awfulness).
3. A term used by a couple which does not regularly use pet names, as a source of comic relief, because they're bored and a little bit crazy.
1. A name given to the partner of a relationship by the other partner specifically to drive them nuts because there is nothing cornier to call them and they intend to annoy the person.
Partner 1: "Oh Mushy-Poops, I wuves you!"
Partner 2: "Good Lord, please stop before my brain implodes."
2. A term of endearment universally offensive to everyone but the sick people sincerely using it towards each other.
Construction worker 1: (Into cellphone) Okay, I love you too. No you're my Mushy-Poops. No you're MY Mushy-Poops.
Construction workers nearby: (Grab jackhammers and noisy tools and attempt to drown out awfulness).
3. A term used by a couple which does not regularly use pet names, as a source of comic relief, because they're bored and a little bit crazy.
Elizabeth: I just... love you so much!
OJ: Awwww, Mushy-Poops!
Elizabeth: What did you just call me?? MUSHY-POOPS?! Bwahahahahahah!!!
OJ: Hahahaha!
OJ: Awwww, Mushy-Poops!
Elizabeth: What did you just call me?? MUSHY-POOPS?! Bwahahahahahah!!!
OJ: Hahahaha!
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Choose 3 random objects before you start, or for even more fun ask someone for 3 random objects without telling them what it's for ;)
Ideas: buckets, pegs, wooden spoons, litter pickers, elastic bands, springs, remote controls, barbie dolls,paint brushes, skipping rope, catalogues, watering cans...be creative!
Choose 3 random objects before you start, or for even more fun ask someone for 3 random objects without telling them what it's for ;)
Ideas: buckets, pegs, wooden spoons, litter pickers, elastic bands, springs, remote controls, barbie dolls,paint brushes, skipping rope, catalogues, watering cans...be creative!
Heather: God, my sex life is getting boring!
Miranda: hmmm, have you tried PROPSEX!?
Heather: you mean proper sex, well of course!
Miranda: No, I mean sex with props!
Heather: Sounds weird...like what?
Miranda: Weeeell whatever, I've heard teapots work pretty well *whistles*
Miranda: hmmm, have you tried PROPSEX!?
Heather: you mean proper sex, well of course!
Miranda: No, I mean sex with props!
Heather: Sounds weird...like what?
Miranda: Weeeell whatever, I've heard teapots work pretty well *whistles*
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