painting the wickets

The act of shitting oneself while standing up, covering the legs in shit.

Sam went out for dinner but soon found himself painting the wickets after eating a prime rib burger.

by zuzzy foeller January 24, 2015

pinterest whore

It makes you think you're a DIY queen and that you can transform your home into something so spectacular out of elmer's glue, shoe boxes and paper plates.

shes such a pinterest whore

yeah im jealous just look at her earings

by cherry hearts June 3, 2022

thong painter

A person, usually a male, whom paints a vaginal garment

Person#1Did you see that filthy vaginal garment?
person#2Yeah, it was so totally done by a thong painter, Dude.

by whorebageriser March 21, 2010

white eye paint

Visine, or any other product for the deblazing of eyes.

Damn, my eyes are blazed, give me some white eye paint so we don't look like shit at this wedding.

by ocertain November 29, 2004

Step In The Paint

Calling someone out to fight. Derives from coming into the area under the rim of a basketball court and recieving a hard foul.

Daniel told Johntray "Step in the paint".

by Big Bruiser December 19, 2010

paint

The greatest art package of all time. Ships with versions of wordwindows/word. Pictures created in Paint often look like they were drawn by children.

I drew an awesome picture in Paint!

by Dr Ian April 10, 2003

Pinteresting

The act of being completely immersed in viewing Pinterest posts, an activity which can take hours.

verb, past tense Pinterested

Go ahead and order take-out, honey. I'm too busy Pinteresting these really amazing meal recipes.

Your Honor, I was Pinteresting, so it couldn't possibly have been me.

You know better than to bother mommy while she's Pinteresting!

by ils_angel December 13, 2012