Prison Carwash

After a prison inmate anally rapes you, he makes you clean the shit off his dick with your mouth.

Co-worker : "-And then after my Aryan Brotherhood cellmate anally raped me, he made me give him a prison carwash!"

Me : "I don't talk about my asscapades from my time in jail in the workplace, so why the fuck are you?"

by Baltaczar October 19, 2013

Prison toilet

The act of shanking someone, shitting in the shank hole, and then fucking said shitty hole

Last night when I was sleeping Ty gave me a prison toilet

by Davety October 28, 2015

Prison Crêpe

A light skinned inmate with a cream filled butthole, who is instructed to let it sit

Prison Guard 1: Hey what was the disturbance on the 2nd floor?

Prison Guard 2: Jamaal was in the process of making Craig a prison crêpe.

by Jack Seabass November 15, 2020

prison break

When you only intended to fart, but a little bit of poop makes a run for it and tries to escape.

Pllllllllllllp. Oh shit that was almost a prison break.

by unterk October 15, 2008

Prison Rat

A prison inmate who is working under cover for the prison guards. They would most often report other inmates in exchange for protection from the guards, or valuable items.

Hey guys, I hear we've got a PRISON RAT in the cellblock.

by thebigwan March 4, 2015

Mexican Prison

When you cup a pussy in your hand without putting any fingers inside. Much like some maximum security Mexican prisons, where no guards are actually inside the prison walls, they only secure the perimeter.

Her "oh honey, not tonight, I'm on my rag."

Him "how about a mexican prison and a blowjob?"

Her "You read my mind. You are so sensitive."

by The Muff Marauder May 14, 2011

Iraqi Prisoner Abuse

The act of treating your enemy like they treat you.

Jeff: "Dude, why are you going to let him get away with nailing your girl?"

Bill: "Don't worry man, he is going to get some Iraqi Prisoner Abuse for that."

Jeff: "Damn! And his girl does it all too!"

by stmu787 February 8, 2009