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Forest Port

Where muy shoves a carrot in between a bush and/or between trees discreetly. ( Rectum surgery is highly needed after this act ).
Muy just forest ported sth.
by Kool Kumshot Kev May 14, 2022
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Port Manning

When your chillin' with your girl and not your homies
hey man, I'm gonna be on port manning tonight, so I'm not gonna be able to hang with you
by Pabloskii May 18, 2011
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DNA Port

by Jack TN June 6, 2011
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Charger Port

Slang for esex.
Jsaiah: Yooo did you have charger port last night?
Adrian: Bro it was so slay.
by LeCoolCat January 26, 2024
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port-a-fort

A port-a-fort is a poggers epic metal tower that can be carried with you in frotinet. When you throw down the port-a-fort a long sexy metal tower will be placed down and you can go inside and go on bouncy tires to have epic roof sex and kill ugly curry munchers
Me: I just killed some cunt in my port-a-fort

Friend: Wow he must have been an ugly skank whore cunt dick sucker
by Slammel May 21, 2022
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Port Meat

A term used by major league sports players to describe their various flings in cities around the country.

Since they travel often for games, it is not unfounded to think some major league players have multiple women available for hookups in cites they often travel to.

The term can be considered derogatory since it’s technically referring to “Meat” in a “Port of Entry”.

During his 13 year career in the NBA. It is approximated that 1978 NBA Hall of Fame Inductee Wilt Chamberlain had sex with 20,000 different women, roughly 2.3 woman per day. The woman he had sex with in the various cities he traveled to could be considered “Port Meat”. It is not known if the term was colloquially used by him or NBA players at the time.
I have some Port Meat waiting for me after our game in Austin.
by Drew East December 11, 2022
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porting

butthole to butthole contact between two bare ass grown ass men
person 1: bro why are you pooping in that man's butt
person 2: fuck off dude were porting
by big_dicc_bandit February 26, 2021
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