Pornobate

Verb: To masterbate to pornography.

I brought my Hustler magazine in the bathroom so I could pornobate while taking a shit.

My girlfriend caught me pornobating online when she came in my room without knocking first.

by GotFeltUp May 20, 2010

Porm

You were trying to search porn but you suck dick at typing so you saw the word porm on urban dictionary and you wanted to know the definition so here you are.

Just trying to watch some porm man.

by Some Prick 15 May 27, 2018

Porno

1. Word that you call someone that has wronged you

That robber who robbed my house is such a porno!

by CockHunter85 August 22, 2020

Cuntier than a lesbian porno

An overall disappointing experience

Geoff: ‘Did you have a punt on the weekend?’
Ash: ‘Yeah but I lost it all in the last leg.’
Geoff: ‘Ahh that’s no good.’
Ash: ‘Yeah. It was cuntier than a lesbian porno.’

by SquirrelNuts84 March 27, 2022

Porno Huddle

To get in with yo' crew, yo' clique, and get in a big huddle. Then chant 'Porno Huddle, Porno Huddle, Porn, porn, PORNO HUDDLE.'

This is becoming popular in many British schools.

Comonly known as a porno or that thing the weirdo's do.

Has nothing to do with porn.

Hey, crew, wanna porno?
Porno huddle, Porno huddle, porn, porn, PORNO HUDDLE.

by Loori May 9, 2006

Permo

A permanent tattoo.
permo = permanent

Went and got meself a permo the other day, looks fab!

by Westo101 August 26, 2013

pomo

gay porn or homosexual porn

"that guy is such a fag, i bet he's going to watch some pomo"

by robynlouise05 May 5, 2008