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Polish Windmill

In circular motion, one participant spins in a sex swing (with the bottom cut out) and defecates on the other participants chest whom is lying on the floor below the swing.
Peter was so messed up last night he cut out a whole in his sex swing and gave Lucy a wet Polish Windmill.
by thadrizzle77 October 8, 2008
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Polish Hitchhiker

Instead of walking on the side of the road trying to get a ride with your thumb out, The Polish Hitchhiker is the act of driving around picking up people on the side of the road with your dick hanging out of your pants.
Paul decided to be adventurous and help out some hitchhikers, by giving them the experience of a Polish Hitchhiker.
by hottbocks March 14, 2009
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Polish Flashlight

n: several easy strike matches taped around the end of a paper towel or toilet paper roll.
Sal had absolutely no idea how handy his Polish flashlight would be at his new security guard job
by Muffington P. Weathersby March 18, 2010
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Polish Kiss

kissing another person's (or passionately kissing your woman's) hand.
When I was in Poland, a Polish gave my girl friend a Polish kiss.
by Cons_man May 14, 2011
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Polish fly swatter

The spash screen placed in the bottom of a urinal to stop spattering pissors from getting ocean spray on their trousers. The Polish fly swatter often is embedded with a urinal cake or scented sustance to enable you to spend many hours of enchanting sniffing in such a delightful environment.
Damn, what the hell? Some sick bastard stuck a Polish fly swatter in my gym bag last night!
by Frank Klaune February 20, 2005
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polish snowball

When ingaged in sexual intercourse, the man pulls his penis out before ejaculation; ejaculates into his hand. Then proceeds to throw the semen at his partner,preferably at the face.
My wife was very upset when I gave her a polish snowball.
by JesseThePyro August 3, 2006
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Reverse Polish Sausage

A bizarre and likely theoretical sexual position in which a woman makes love to a man with a two pronged strap on intended to provide double penetration to a woman. Both of the prongs are flexed enough to be forced into the ass of the man.
It was a crazy night, she pulled out her devise and tried a reverse polish sausage but I was not having it.
by mechanicalgoat October 5, 2009
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