nigga please

Proper term used when one doesn't believe or is too dumb to take a joke.

Person 1: I think I broke my ankle from jumping off that curb </sarcasm>

Person 2: nigga please

by Advil April 9, 2004

No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering

A taunt found in the Unreal Tournament video game series. By activating it using a Nightmare voice your character will say this phrase. Its very good at pissing poeple off and at times can be hilarious.

You were killed by Bowzer!

Bowzer: No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering!
Player3:PMGWTFBBQHAXOR!!

by Steve July 22, 2004

pretty please

An irresistible way for a girl to say please. Also featured in a pornographic movie between Lexi Belle and her fictitious sugar daddy.

Lexi Belle: "Pretty please daddy, cum in my mouth!"

by Urban Jerk April 29, 2011

please break my back and have my kids you sexy ass bitch

When a person thinks you're so awfrible that hate just doesn't cut it.

@chaos_control on twitter: insert bad take here
random gdtwt guy: please break my back and have my kids you sexy ass bitch

by MindLockAERO October 29, 2021

dick please

Finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase "bitch please".

When Sally's man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was "Dick please!" before making a grilled cheese and passing out.

by GlazeHer April 13, 2014

Crowd Pleaser

A large weapon that has great fire-power, think shotgun or better. More likely a rocket launcher or RPG. Given the name as it's immense destruction with certainly please any crowd.

"Yo Mack hand me the crowd pleaser, need to show this coward what's up..."

by The Crowd Pleaser October 12, 2009

please

This is used in place of "what?", "huh?", or "what's that?" by many in the Greater Cincinnati Metro Area. It is said to come from the German influence here.

clerk: "Please?"
me: I said "Ma'am how much does this cost?"

The Kentucky Yankee, Urbandictionary.com author since August 2004.

by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005