peterman

the act of playing your freinds to get girls

1. Why are you trying to peterman my hoes bitch?

2. I thought Andy liked that chick first, why are u trying to pull the peterman on him?

by Philip Jackson August 14, 2006

Peter

Peter is the type of guy to lose his virginity in a library bathroom in 7th grade. Hes a dick, but girls love him. He wheres shirts like Pink Floyd, and other 1970s bands but doesn't have a clue who they are. Can play piano but only if hes not touching the keys and playing a youtube video off a bluetooth speaker.

"What a Peter this guy is."

by Ques__ July 26, 2020

Peter Pillow Eater

A man who loves the cock and therefore ends up face down "biting the pillow"

"That Arnie, he's a right Peter Pillow Eater!"

by Masterplan96 November 5, 2008

Peter

Thinks he's really cool, wears tight shirts to school in hopes that girls will like him and that it will make him look strong. He's probably a good cook, plays sports, wears hair gel, and takes baths in cologne. Spends too much time commenting on his friends' social media with things that he thinks are funny. If you get to know him he's nice, but he doesn't go out of his way to meet people. Won't let you know if he doesn't like you, and is generally polite to everyone. Usually has brown hair and blue eyes, though some have brown eyes. Typically likes to go by Pete, but both names are good in his book.

"yo Peter how YOU doing"
"wow Peter is so hottttt"
"I'm going over to his house and we're going to talk about cooking"

by skooshpoodle January 25, 2019

peter kay

hilarious british comedian from bolton, amazing at stand-up, should be given a...nobel prize or somethin???

1. gaaaaarlic...........bread????
2. booked it, packed it, fucked off
3. im not homophobic - im not scared of my house!

by molly January 7, 2005

Peter

Sarcastic, Funny, Observant, Sexy, Interesting, Horrible At Texting, Doesn't Have the Greatest Taste In Baseball Or Football Teams, Knows How To Make You Smile

Man I Wish I Could Be Like Peter!

by Redsoxfan! September 14, 2010

peter griffin

The main character of the show Family Guy, the man of the Griffin family. Works in the Happy-Go-Lucky toy factory, and hangs out with his friends Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland.

"Can't touch me/ STOP, Peter time/ I'm a big shot, there's no doubt/ light a fire then pee it out/ Don't like it, kiss my rump/ Just for a minute, let's all do the bump/ Can't touch me/ Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump/ Can't touch me/ I'm Presidential Peter/ Interns think I'm hot/ Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot/ I've been around the world/ from Hartford to Back Bay/ It's Peter, Go Peter, I'm so Peter, Yo Peter, Let's see Regis rap this way/ Can't touch me."

by --Meatwad-- November 26, 2004