piedmont

A small town in the Bay Area in which everyone is filthy rich except me. Most residents belong to three country clubs, have at least four SUVs and own a couple dozen monogramed Gucci purses with gold braid. Most people are lawyers, CEOs, or architects. "Down town" consists of a small market filled with junkfood, a few schools, and two banks. It is the most boring place on earth, unless you have rich friends to mooch off of. If you learn to work the Piedmontian system, life is good. One may also join the ever-growing Piedmont Ghetto Society (PGO), bringing Gangsta into Piedmont society since 2005.

"Dude, did you hear about the lady who called the police because a cat was lying in the road blocking traffic?"
"Ya, that's soooo Piedmont."

"Yo mams's so snobby, she must live in Piedmont." ooooh burn.

by Francophile June 11, 2006

Mcdonald's Piledriver

Much like the Piledriver, you have your partner keep her legs spread and you mash a mcdonald's meal in her colon while you persistently shove straws in her pussy.

Ms. Berg, Not another Mcdonald's Piledriver! Nooooo!

by BlitzkriegDuestchland October 2, 2007

piped

Some one who is always high to the point they lack good judgement.They may also be delutional and has touble keeping focused.Maybe considered stupid high or burtout.

friend: Dude whats 5x5?
Stoner: 10
Friend: lol.homie what color is the sky?
Stoner: umm is it white?
Friend: Dude your piped...lol

by Ms Butcher September 24, 2005

alaskan piledriver

This is a sexual act in which a pice of poop, preferably large, is frozen in a freezer and then used as a dildo for an unlucky man or women.

Dirty Maria recived a most hanus alaskan piledriver on the set of alaskan sluts the deep freeze made in 2000. sadly it did not go as planed and she ended up with a soft melting piece of poop all over her snatch.

by Robot2008 January 5, 2009

pixel

A very small piece of the porn that constantly occupies your screen space.

No honey, this isn't porn, these are just pixels!

by Lefty McRightHand April 17, 2006

pixelat3d

A feeling of arousal coupled with a sense of confusion.

Fella 1: "Boy, that racy dame with the penis has me all kinds of pixelated!"

Fella 2: I'll say! WOOOOOOOW!

by Jonny Awesome February 11, 2004

Pied up

gained weight

"rhonda looks like she's pied up"

by goldenslumbers April 30, 2010