pinch 'un off

a port-a-potty or toilet. used to "pinch one off"

"Excuse me sir, where can I find the nearest pinch 'un off. I really need to pinch one off"

by David See December 5, 2004

Pinch the head off of a grocery snake

Yet another way to say "I have to take a shit".

Alternate: Pinch the head off of a dirt snake.

Yo, I gotta go pinch the head off of a grocery snake.

by jake4d April 27, 2010

pinch punch first day of the month

Stupid kids do this... When it's the first day of the month.
When I was around grade 5, people would pinch, then punch my arm, and say ' Pinch, punch, first day of the month! '

Person: pinch punch first day of the month !
Me:

by Vx_J November 1, 2017

the old pinch n' squat

when a woman pinches her butt cheeks together and squats on top of a man to increase sexual stimulation.

" I was hoping for felatio but instead she gave me the old pinch n' squat"

"The old pinch n' squat, works every time!"

by stfumct September 5, 2016

Pinche gringo cara de mierda

Mexican expression used to humorously address an anglo person. Roughly translated, it means "silly red-faced gringo". Its not really rude, but kind of playful and endearing, so you can use it freely in polite company, like for example when you´re playing golf with your American business partners.

Pinche gringo cara de mierda, tu paga la cuenta cabron! (You silly red faced gringo, id be delighted if you picked up the tab!)

by hugh g rection March 16, 2009

Pinch My Ass and Call Me Charlie

The phrase "pinch my ass and call me charlie"is a commonly used sentence in place of "oh my god".Though not universally known,it has been around for decades and still used by the young and old alike.

"Pinch My Ass and Call Me Charlie,he got away!"

by Bleicha January 31, 2008

pinch poke you owe me a coke

Saying something the exact same time someone else says it.

Me and friend talking and at the same time we say we are hungry. Pinch Poke you owe me a coke

by Shazzy1989 March 4, 2023