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phantom profile

A social network page, exp: facebook, twitter, or myspace profile that belongs/belonged to a now deceased person.
Could also be known as a "frozen profile".
My cousin has been gone for 3 years now, but on occasion I'll log onto facebook to look at his "phantom profile".
by mz_m September 29, 2010
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Phantom Teabag

when the clock strikes 3AM (the witching hour), and the persons mouth is wide open and relaxed, dip your testicles deep into their throat.
Lets get this guy so drunk that he passes out and at 3AM we will "phantom teabag" his punk ass!
by TiffanyLM420 August 16, 2011
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phantom beer

When you grab your beer can with the full intention of drinking its contents, believing there to be a non-zero amount of beer in it, only to find the can to be an empty, dissatisfying shell of aluminum.
When Larry lifted his can of beer all-too-easily from the table, he realized that he simply had a case of phantom beer. He sighed and went to get a new one.
by bryanwitha_y March 6, 2013
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Phantom Jizz

Phantom Jizz is when you reach the pinnacle of your session and you ejaculate, except when you look down, the jizz is nowhere to be seen. You didn't actually jizz, but it feels like you did. No cleanup needed!
Man, I hate it when I get Phantom Jizz, dude!
by Vandilan June 8, 2015
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phantom wood

When you get excited on someone else's behalf
Aw man pan's date is so hot tonight, I got Phantom Wood on his behalf.
by karl cs November 19, 2016
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PHANTOM RING

1. The Ginuwine Physical and Mental Feeling of Your Cell Phone Vibrating in Your Pocket, Hand, Purse etc..
2. Imaginary Feel or Even Sound of Your Cell Phone Vibrating or Ringing, Particularly in Your Pocket, Hand, Purse, Desk etc., But it's All In Your Mind or Wishful Thinking...
1. "Hey Man, I Could've Sworn She Was Calling, But It Was Only A Phantom Ring!!"
2. He Kept Feeling His Cell Phone Vibrating In His Pocket, But It Was Only Phantom Rings...
by Killa-Kev December 31, 2016
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Phantom Cell

A sensation that a cell phone is vibrating when it isn't. Experienced by someone who is used to carrying around a cell phone in a pocket or close the their body. This phenomenon can occur even if the person doesn't have the cell phone. Similar to phantom limb syndrome.
Whoa, I could have sworn my cellie was vibrating. But when I went to get it out of my pocket, it wasn't even there. I guess I just had a phantom cell experience.
by Michael C. Anglin January 14, 2008
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