Pet Shop Boys

Postmodern ironists cloaked behind a veil of buoyantly melodic and lushly romantic synthpop confections.

These lyrics are actually intelligent. It must be Pet Shop Boys.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd October 28, 2013

pet simulator x

a ROBLOX game where you spend all of your Robux for useless gamepass and also get harrassed by stupid scammers

Kreekcraft: Pet simulator x is a cool game
Some dude: oh yeah that game where you get scammed and spend all ur robux for game pass

by A really big weirdo May 22, 2022

Littlest Pet Shop

A toy used to be collected or played with. It is a good toy if you are young but it is strange if you still play with them instead of collecting them when you are older. They mostly look like girls and are mainly played with by girls.

Girl: I just got a new Littlest Pet Shop!
Other Girl: Me too!
Both Girls: Yayyyy

by StuffedSheep September 10, 2012

A Pet Named Steve

Blaming something else for trying to steal your Hamburger or your wife.

Hey! Stop stealing a pet named Steve!

by bilkywaygalaxy January 29, 2017

pet shop boys

Think of them as a white version of Outkast.

Man, both Outkast and Pet Shop Boys have so much depth, an album of their B-sides would be better than 'most anyone else's studio album.

by whoa! Nelly Furtado August 26, 2006

Heavy Petting

When you pull back the scalp of your dog so hard you cause its eyes to bulge and its skull to constrict its brain. Don't do this, it is animal abuse and you will be thrown in jail for it.

Did you hear about the man who kill his dog last Tuesday via heavy petting?

by Shitstormwarning February 17, 2020

Super Auto Pets

The game you didn't exactly intend to play but got bored in AP Research class, so you played it with your peers.

Hey Bob get on Super Auto Pets so we can make a private

by lolxd23researchman April 28, 2022