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perve

Alternate spelling of perv and more common in the UK. Often used by people into BDSM, etc. to describe themselves when in 'friendly' company.
It was good to go out with some fellow perves
by Uncle Whippity December 24, 2003
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pervana

1. In regards to fandom: A state of pure squee, instigated by sensual or sexual material. 2. The highest state of arousal possible while only viewing sexual acts vicariously.
1. The GQ magazine cover with Lea Michelle and Diana Agron was so unexpected, so hot...I achieved pervana.

2. Shyla Stylez, Carmella Bing, Gianna Michaels...bikinis...soaking wet...making out and fondling each other: pervana.
by XavierZane October 22, 2010
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pervnrt

PV=nRT
Science: The equation in ideal gas laws that will allow you to find an unknown variable given the other three ("R" is a constant .08206) "P" is the pressure measured in ATM. "V" is the volume measured in liters. "n" is the number of moles dealt with in the problem. "T" is the absolute temperature.
Julie: I hate Chemistry. All of those problems are so hard. And what was that latest thing we learned... pervnrt? What the heck is that about?
Bob: PV=nRT... it's just catchy, idiot!
by YUR FACE May 18, 2006
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pervyhookerslutpornowhore

used when you can't pick just one of the words above to descibe someone.
wow that guy is a pervyhookerslutpornowhore.
by kaie May 27, 2008
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perversularity

The combined perversion of two filthy minded persons in close proximity causing a perverted singularity.
I'm worried that the combined perversion of you two, plus such close proximity, could end up causing a perversularity.
by okdirdel April 3, 2011
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perversion

The act of perverting something.

A tweak, change, or adjustment of an otherwise true or accurate person, place, thing, or idea, to the point of making the person, place, thing, or idea no longer true or accurate.
Mormon belief is a perversion of Christianity.
by Jon Davis January 13, 2004
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Pervous

An adjective to describe a person or specific mannerism that is awkward to the extent that it makes you uncomfortable. A combination of the the words "permanently" and "nervous" (i.e. that person makes me permanently nervous). Synonyms include creepy, weird & awkward. Note that you can like and may even be friends with people who are pervous (e.g. Christopher Walken)
Example 1: People who are socially awkward - e.g. People who share too much information in an inappropriate forum are pervous. Similarly, people with whom you regularly share an uncomfortable silence are pervous.

Example 2: People with really weird physical mannerisms - e.g. A person who blinks a lot and reminds you of a ventriloquist dummy is pervous.

Example 3: People who either stare too much or avoid eye contact altogether - e.g. A person who you always say hi to in the hallway at work, but avoids eye contact and doesn't acknowledge you is pervous.

Example 4: Close talkers and people who have no sense of someone else's personal space are pervous

Example 5: Creepy or molestory people are pervous

Celebrity examples: Richard Simmons, Christopher Walken, Gary Coleman, Flavor Flav, William Hung, Carrot Top, Bronson Pinschot (aka Balki Bartokomous), Pauly Shore, James Spader, Verne Troyer (aka Mini Me), Milton from the movie Office Space, Chris Kattan, Joanie Laurer (aka China Doll), Cillian Murphy,
by Dan Marcus September 12, 2008
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