perivade

To avoid someone using peripheral vision

That guy just perivaded me!

by Mike Furlong September 26, 2008

perivade

To evade someone by using peripheral vision

As I walked towards the man reading one of our brochures he perivaded me.

by mickleman October 14, 2008

peray

Between perv and gay

wtf stop being a peray

by jkjilklololo July 29, 2009

peavesdrop

when a person looks over the shoulder of an unsuspecting
Texter without their consent.

The creepy guy's here cuz he peavesdropped on the text with directions to the party.

by arleejo1988f October 29, 2009

Periveous

A word saying the person is to amazing to even explain.

One: My love you are just periveous.

Two: awwwww

(dedicated to someone very special)

by T3chBurn February 28, 2010

PearVoyant

The ability to spot a transexual.

That girl was so convincing, no adams apple, no stubble, I thought she was to perfect when she preferred giving oral and taking it in the pooper, turns out she was a dude, I did not even see the tuck, I need to be more PearVoyant.

by Levy Gravy February 27, 2011

Peruvian Laxative

Eat as much Indian food as possibly, grab someone's ancles until their nose is level with your anus. Proceed to defecate into said nose until it overflows their mouth and spills onto their hair.

"I gave that chick a Peruvian Laxative last night"
"How'd it go?"
"she's getting the rest removed from her brain by surgeons"

by dat shit raght dare dun dare September 24, 2011