Peckers Peck

When you are having sexual intercourse with the hole in a bird house and a bird pecks your pecker (penis) and you get a cut

Me: dude my dick hurts so bad
Mike: what’d you do bro
Me: I got the worst peckers peck last night from diseased grandmas birdhouse

Mike: how many times do I have to tell you to stop fucking bird houses

by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019

Pecker Decker

Comes from a boy named trace with a giant wiener

That man probably had a Pecker Decker

by Laney boy January 14, 2019

Pecker Princess

Someone deeply committed to the dick waving life.

Brad and Chad were so committed to dick waving their muscle cars that it was hard to tell who was a bigger Pecker Princess

by Princesshentai January 16, 2019

Bees Pecker

So small it is microspic.

He beat me by a bees pecker!

by Stephanie 1 July 26, 2018

Pecker

A pecker is a slang term for a penis.

Damn! Look at that monster pecker over there

by rawrxduwu August 16, 2018

keep your pecker up

UK
Old-fashioned informal for trying to stay happy when things are difficult:

US/CA
US and Canadian slang a vulgar slang word for penis.

UK
Keep your pecker up, old chap. Things will work out in the end.

US
You're an idiot. Probably got a small pecker too.

by esoul January 3, 2024

pecker premium price

The price hike people with a penis and bigger stature must endure when shopping for items similar to the female but geared for men therefore more expensive.

Suzy has $100 and wants that hoodie, she'll get it and she'll be stylin'

Wyatt has $100 and wants a similar hoodie in his size and will be wylin' because he can't afford it due to the fact he's been punted in the penis with the pecker premium price.

by Glanced @ the Pants Lance October 25, 2023