Dark Passenger

A big poop that you have to dump immediately.

Aw man, this dark passenger is gonna make me poop my pants!

by Uhhhh...idk butts? June 27, 2020

pissed

Extremely angry. Feeling like you could kill every Jew in the world.

Quit it. I'm starting to get a little pissed here.

by GuidoPosse69 January 27, 2005

pissed shitless

adj. used as an expression "pissed shitless," referring to being so angry as to cause the spasming of one's sphincter muscles, causing the bowels to release and resulting in the defecation of one's pants.

Guy 1: Remember when that waiter got your order wrong and you yelled at him?

Guy 2: Yeah, I was pissed shitless.

by Anonymous884679552443 November 16, 2010

Pissed

To the British, to get drunk.
To the Americans, to be drunk and expel it.
To men, to sedate themselves into stupidity, before they hurt someone.
To normal people, to be angry.

"Dude, I'm so pissed I wanna go get pissed, then trash that bathroom like I just pissed."

by KarmaLog August 3, 2018

pissed

The state that makes you want to burn the world to the ground

Oh shit he's pissed off, he might set the world on fire

by Dubiks January 7, 2019

Proactive Passenger

Proactive passengers realize that the only way a car will make it to its destination is if they take the bull by the horns. They have strong leadership, delegation and non-verbal communication skills.

The Proactive Passengers know they are in the best position to surveil, assess and provide assignments to the driver. Additionally, they are responsible for navigational tips and secondary hand gestures/menacing looks. The driver, or control twiddler, should focus on basic essentials of threat reduction, navigation and other driver antagonism.

Proactive Passenger traits can often lie dormant for years surfacing only when a spouse and/or loved one takes the wheel.

My wife was pissed at me for ensuring we got here tonight, she doesn't realize the value of a Proactive Passenger.

by j chron July 6, 2009

Inferno Pissed

Being so pissed that you feel like you are on fire

I am so inferno pissed that I lost my car keys

by InstantPaul November 27, 2009