Parcel Force

(verb) the act of taking a parcel and placing it inside a woman's vagina forcibly.

Hurr she wasn't expecting that parcel force!

by ASkumbag December 19, 2011

arse parcel

A parcel of the arse variety, ie: a big steaming bog log!

'oy arse parcel! make me a brew you fuck!'

by Greeny and Lisa October 9, 2006

Parchis

A Mexican children singing group of the eightees. Famously known for dancing with costume characters.

Quiero ver a alos parchis en la tele.

by MariaAntonia July 13, 2006

Pacey

Pacey is a retarded person with the ability to flem on other individuals around him. He has big fat abs and a little willy. If you ever talk to a Pacey he will most likely throw a ball at your head and assume you’re austic.

Innit
Thats crease

Pacey pudding
You’re a din

by Littleperson101 May 29, 2019

pace

A male who is obsessed with a girl but will never get any action from her, and will die a virgin. The only action he will ever get will be from his own unwilling hand(see molesterbation).

He sat there with kari all night and all they did was sit next to each other, what a pace.

by daytonizer April 17, 2008

pacemaker

A pacemaker (or "artificial pacemaker") is a medical device designed to regulate the beating of the heart. The purpose of an artificial pacemaker is to stimulate the heart when either the heart's native pacemaker is not fast enough or if there are blocks in the heart's electrical conduction system preventing the propagation of electrical impulses from the native pacemaker to the lower chambers of the heart, known as the ventricles. People with Pacemakers are naturally weak and intended by God to die, only to live through the miracles of modern science, thus making them living freaks.

John has a Pacemaker, yo!

by Mr. Mammon July 30, 2008

Pacey

The most annoying person u will ever meet, unfortunately had no friends or social life, but does like to hug the little shit out of certain people, but overall no one likes him and his only friend is his Nan

Greg: ewww do u smell that
billy: ewww yes! I bet it’s pacey

Greg: oh yeah definitely, that boy STINKS

billy:no wonder his only friend is his nan

by Issy wizzy July 30, 2020