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poseur

One who changes themself completely because they either want to fit in, or because they want to be "different" then everyone else which is just conforming.
When Summer started Sarah wanted to be preppy but by September she was wearing all black and called herself a punk. She is a total poseur.
by Laurenxxx September 13, 2006
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mr.poses

is a secret undercover rapist that lures little boy to the back alley at wal-mart. He usually hibernates until winter time when he disguises himself as santa claus asking children if he wants to sit on his lap. once he finds the perfect child he names him or her toby and becomes his sex slave for the rest of their lives.
yo did u see dat santa claus at the mall when i was sitting on hs lap he told me my christmas gift was a ride on his candy cane he must be the legendary rapist mr.poses
by toby101 November 28, 2009
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poseur

dude, come ON.....

If you acctually like what you say you like then your not a poser
exanple- if sombody were to say that they liked Green Day, Avril, and Good Charlotte, and they ment it, then technically they arnt a poser, they are being themselves

Another thing

Lets say some steriotypically "goth" girl/boy were to have this absolute love of eminem, and like ownd all of the albums and had a few t-shirts and stuff like that, people would call him/her a poseur. Because he/she didnt fit in with the steriotype.

IF somebody is acctually expressing themself it does NOT make then a poser not to fit in with anyones expectations
that totally defeats the entire purpose of the word.

SO
A poser is ACCTUALLY somone who does not liek what they say they do
example: Some preppy girl decides to wear all black just becasue she wants to be "non conforming" however, she still listens to hip hop and goes sailing in her tiny bikini

the end.
thats it.
move on.
Jenny is not a poseur becasue she acctualyy likes what she says she does.
by xxshallowkisses December 30, 2005
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goth poseur

A goth Poseur is a person who just dresses up as a goth, just for the attention. When they go out, they spend ages covering themselves in white makeup and eyeliner, and when they're lazing around inside, listening to Gwen Stefani, they wear a pink tracksuit.
They dont understand about goths,or that it is a lifestyle. They just want the stares. And you dont understand goths either if you think that all of them worship satan, cut themselves, and cry endlessly.
Poseur goths do it for the stares. Proper goths do it because thats just how they want to live and dress, and dont give a shit about what anyone else thinks.
Goth poseur : I'm looking for a DAAAARK picture to put up in my DAAAAARK bedroom, because my life is DAAAARKNESS!!!!

Goth: Hey..you were in here yesterday, buying some fake Burberry crap, right?
by Shanura December 12, 2008
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poseur

slang-only
1) N. One who attempts to acheive a status, look or appeal which they do not have the traits to posess. Also could be someone posing as something that they are not, for reasons known or unknown.

2)High-school label. Used as a degrading term toward the sort of people who wear pyramid belts etc. but giggle a lot. However, the label is equally immature.

3)The word that the misspelling "poser" came from, the reason for which being undecided but either
a) George Bush didn't like the fact that "poseur" sounded French, or
b) some moron couldn't spell and it spread.
Sorry, I can't think of an example but you all know what I mean. If you don't, please just look at other examples.
by Fugerko.? December 23, 2003
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posermo

Being emo for the sake of being emo.
dude 1: Like that Taking Back Sunday song, "and you could slit my throat, and with my one last dying breath, I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt."
dude 2: That's emo in a ridiculous sense, nobody believes that shit. It's posermo.
by profe December 9, 2008
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poseidons rage

The act of receiving poseidons rage is where a male or female places there face in front of a pregnant womans vagina when her water breaks.
did you hear sally is preggers?
no way, i shotgun that poseidons rage bro
by PoonSnake July 15, 2010
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