Poo buddies: A bond of friendship, similar in meaning and action to "blood brothers".
Performed by 2 or more friends excreting fecal matter into their hands and exchanging a firm handshake or high five.
Can also be done by dipping your pinkie into your arsehole and then doing a pinkie handshake (also known as a "pooey pinkie")
Performed by 2 or more friends excreting fecal matter into their hands and exchanging a firm handshake or high five.
Can also be done by dipping your pinkie into your arsehole and then doing a pinkie handshake (also known as a "pooey pinkie")
Mum: Hi kids, if the phone rings can yo... uh, what on earth is that smell?!
Julian: Sam and I just became poo buddies!
Mum: What the...? You stupid little cunts!!
Julian: Sam and I just became poo buddies!
Mum: What the...? You stupid little cunts!!
by I love clubbing seals April 4, 2010
Get the Poo Buddiesmug. Stinky Poo is a game which has gained a small following. It is played with a group of people who are willing to endure the game. The official rules are as follows:
1) Beforehand, at least 2 people assemble within the group. Bets are made, and the game starts.
2) Whenever you're at a group member's house, you may initiate the game by taking a shit in a container. You must hide it somewhere inside the house. There are no rules to when or where the shit must be taken, but it must be inside a container. If you are caught hiding a Poo, you must sniff the Poo. The house owner gains 5 Points.
3) Before you leave the house, if you have initiated the game, you must say "Stinky Poo" as you exit. This means that you have hidden the Poo without their knowledge. If you don't say "Stinky Poo" when you've initiate the game, or if you say "Stinky Poo" when a Poo has not been hidden, you are penalized 3 points.
4) The victim must then attempt to locate the Poo within three days. If the Poo is found, it must be presented before the initiator. If this happens, the victim gains one point per day left before the deadline. If the Poo is not found, or one of the previous rules are broken, the initiator gains three points.
5) After the end of the two-month game period, points are tallied, and the winner gets everyone's bets.
Stinky Poo-ing someone who is not a part of the party is a penalty of 10 points. Likewise, Stinky Poo shall not be played outside of the agreed-upon game period.
1) Beforehand, at least 2 people assemble within the group. Bets are made, and the game starts.
2) Whenever you're at a group member's house, you may initiate the game by taking a shit in a container. You must hide it somewhere inside the house. There are no rules to when or where the shit must be taken, but it must be inside a container. If you are caught hiding a Poo, you must sniff the Poo. The house owner gains 5 Points.
3) Before you leave the house, if you have initiated the game, you must say "Stinky Poo" as you exit. This means that you have hidden the Poo without their knowledge. If you don't say "Stinky Poo" when you've initiate the game, or if you say "Stinky Poo" when a Poo has not been hidden, you are penalized 3 points.
4) The victim must then attempt to locate the Poo within three days. If the Poo is found, it must be presented before the initiator. If this happens, the victim gains one point per day left before the deadline. If the Poo is not found, or one of the previous rules are broken, the initiator gains three points.
5) After the end of the two-month game period, points are tallied, and the winner gets everyone's bets.
Stinky Poo-ing someone who is not a part of the party is a penalty of 10 points. Likewise, Stinky Poo shall not be played outside of the agreed-upon game period.
by Moomallowz August 28, 2019
Get the stinky poomug. Dividing a football field into one foot by one foot squares throughout the entire field. Then selling raffle tickets to each of the thousands of squares. Next, renting a cow (moo) and having everyone feed the cow until it poo's. If the cow poo's in your square you win.
Or
My sister
Or
My sister
Do you want to buy a moo poo raffle ticket?
No, I don't want to spend my Saturday watching a cow shit on the ground.
No, I don't want to spend my Saturday watching a cow shit on the ground.
by djcrimp December 25, 2008
Get the Moo Poomug. by Mav2KM September 2, 2008
Get the Poo Mongermug. by progun December 9, 2008
Get the poo crayonmug. The really painful shits that come out ure ass which feel like they have razor wire attached to them.
man 1: 'are u finished in there yet?'
man 2: 'no, gonna be a little while longer, i got a spiky poo lodged in me ringpiece'
man 2: 'no, gonna be a little while longer, i got a spiky poo lodged in me ringpiece'
by Katie Muffins!!! December 22, 2005
Get the spiky poomug. The act of accidentally smearing some feces on the cuff of your shirt whilst hastily wiping your anus after defecation.
Luke: What's that brown mark on your cuff?
Andrew: Oh yeah, I was poo cuffing last night.
Luke: Dirty fucker.
Andrew: Oh yeah, I was poo cuffing last night.
Luke: Dirty fucker.
by Largest of Ds February 27, 2013
Get the Poo cuffingmug.