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Fuck a dead pony

When one attempts to have sexual intercourse with their partner who is fast asleep.
Keith tried to fuck a dead pony last night.
by Daisymoo June 13, 2015
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Petro the Pony

Petro the Pony is a name some people give to petrounis. It comes from the name Pedro Pony from peppa pig. Everytime people call him that name he threatens to change his user 🤣.
Not Petro the Penguin
Not Petro the Peacock
Not Petro the Puffer Fish
But Petro the Pony 🐴
by Kavra's Kingdom dictionary November 12, 2020
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See a princess about a pony

Excuse me for a minute, I've gotta see a princess about a pony.
by Bunky Baylor September 28, 2013
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One Trick Pony

a person or thing with only one special feature, talent, or area of expertise.
She's good looking but she has no character or substance she's a one trick pony.

The guys got money but he's wotless one trick pony yute.
by Arron j smith August 24, 2021
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cake, ice cream and pony rides

A phrase used to describe the extreme innocence and purity of a person's true character. Whether it be obvious, or latent.
"Bitch was acting like a cock tease at the club. But when I got her back to my pad, she totally chickened out. She was all cake, ice cream and pony rides."
by D. Gould January 25, 2006
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One Horsed Pony

When a man puts his foot and leg until his knee up his partners vagina. Very advanced sex position not to be attempted by beginners.
"hey sweetie, do you want to do the one horsed pony tonight?"
"Are you crazy??!!!???"
by Timothey December 22, 2020
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Sparkle Pony

Modern-day bimbos who dress cute and wear glitter to attract attention. Within Burning Man culture, they play "vulnerable" and "submissive" and spread "love and light" to gain "gifts" and popularity points. They use their "sparkle" to avoid hard-labor. Causing problems is detrimental to their survival, so they avoid social tensions and trot away at the first signs of trouble. They get what they need from those around them so they don't like to rock the boat. They are not socially or politically oriented. They are followers not leaders.
How can you not love Lolly?? She's the perfect Sparkle Pony. She smiles and shines. She loves to hoop and spread love to everyone!
by ~Xiola~ October 26, 2011
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