Head Patrol

Group of school girls who often wonder around your local mall wearing too much make-up and dressed very trashy. They can often be offered cheap achohol or cigarettes in exchange for a quick wordBJ/word, titty flash or some anal lovin' that ends with worddirty sanchez/word.

To identify the Head patrol, you should look for a group of girls that may vary in size from 3 or more where one girl will be fat, another will be ankles and elbows and at least one will be very overdeloped for her age.

I had a three-way with the head patrol!

I got some head from the head patrol, then the cops arrested my drunk ass and I got ass raped at the county jail, shit.

by FBodyJim October 13, 2003

clown patrol

The collective act of more than one idiot/moron.

That clown patrol couldn't have gotten that simple task done if they tried a thousand times.

by Bo Regard May 24, 2010

Dirty pedro

When you let a girl grow her pubes so long so that you can trim them with a lawnmower, after she’s shaven clean you take a shit on her now smooth crotch and smear it all over. Once the shit is smeared sufficiently you cum inside her screaming the word jalapeño

She was so gorgeous hombre, I gave her a dirty pedro

by Jajajajahadds January 20, 2020

Patrome

A common mis-spelling of Patrone.

Bob: SIPPIN' ON THAT PATROME.
Joe: You mean Patrone, dumbass.

by DrewT November 12, 2006

pedro

A son who is loving and sweet. He is a real man. No chasing after loose mujers! Pedro always wipes his feet. Sometimes un poco late, but it is in the nature of a mother to be forgiving.

Pedro: Yo soy un real hombre!
Me: Si, mi beloved hijo! Remember to wipe your feet. And always stay safe! You don't want any loose mujers claiming to be the baby mama of any of your ninos!

by SantaMariaProtectMyBelovedHijo April 7, 2009

patrol

The code word you use when you are stealing things from kids at school. Mostly used for pens and pencils.

I hope I can patrol that pen from our teacher before the end of the period.

by Jeff Cooke September 28, 2006

Nissan patrol

Underpowered shit heap square box on wheels with poor fuel economy and pathetic power compared to every other 4x4 with similar engine displacement, cheap shit bought by people dropped at birth that love muddies and 8 inch lifts with no stand out 4x4 ability

A Nissan patrol really bro? You mean the car version of the titanic with a hamster running in a wheel for power?

by Pootrol November 15, 2019