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Paittons are people that seem pretty cool but are secretly insane. They can and will kill you. But they won't if you are their friend. I hope.
You: Hey Paitton!

Paitton: I killed a man yesterday. *smiles*

You: What?

Paitton: Sorry, Hi.
by Paitton maaa October 28, 2014
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Payton

A DANK coochie eater who plays xbox
Smokes LOUD
dude:damn Payton ripping them joints

Girl:OMG HE'S SO HOT
by Dhwhite99 October 18, 2019
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Payton

really cute bottom ( who says theyre a top ) who wants to marry a gal named ellyana. shes a hardcore lesbian but has a soft spot for awsten knight. shes an angel and deserves the world!!!
ellyana: im gay for a girl
person: oh worm who
ellyana: Payton
person: i mean she is a Payton
by cancelly October 22, 2019
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The most annoying girl ever usally gosips with everybody and only hangs with her click. (AKA) a basic white girl.
Payton is ugly
by BIGECHEAZitz May 6, 2020
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Kavya Pattani

Kavya Pattani is a fucking retard, he always wants to cream pie someone’s ass and always moans your family’s name if they’re next to you, he also swears in Arabic even though he doesn’t know any normal giving sentence.
Student 1: OMG KAVYA PATTANI JUST SAID KOS OMAK TO SOMEONE

Kavya Pattani: OMG LEMME CREAMPIE YOUR ASS REALLY QUICK
by A nigga smarter than you November 22, 2021
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Robert Pattinson

An English actor who played Cedric Diggory in the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, who currently plays Edward Cullen in the Twilight series.
And with all honesty he was good in Harry Potter and he was heading towards a great career by Twilight has sort of smashed any hopes of being seen as a good actor becuase everyone is obsessed over his looks and not his acting. Quite a few people have also lost a lot of respect for the poor guy as well.
I am not bashing the books of Pattinson, its just the truth.
Millions of fucking girls screamning over the name Robert Pattinson, is a good example.
by SHADOWgold January 1, 2010
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Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson aka R-Patz, Rob Patz, or whatever else you want to call him, is a British actor. He is fantastically GORGEOUS. His eyes are gorgeous, his hair is gorgeous, his face is just plain gorgeous, his lips are gorgeous, his cheekbones are gorgeous, his laugh is gorgeous, his singing voice is gorgeous, the way he plays the piano is gorgeous and even his WALK is gorgeous. No, I'm not exaggerating. He also has the hottest voice on the entire planet.

He has starred in Harry Potter but also in Twilight and Little Ashes, where he appeared naked. He is probably best known for playing Edward Cullen in Twilight.

I think it's funny how guys call him gay. It's obvious they're just jealous that he has millions of girls chasing him.
* A Guy watches Twilight, and thinks Robert Pattinson is amazingly good looking, but decides to act manly and doesn't admit it *

- Goes on urban dictionary and writes a horrible definition -
something along the lines of:
"Robert Pattinson is a gay fag who has an awful laugh and plays an ugly fake guy in Twilight, the worst film I've ever seen"
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