Oyster

Slang for something or someone that exceeds or is below normal standards, whether cool or uncool depending on context.

"That is so oyster!"
"Ryan isn't very oyster."
"I can't lie, what Tom did today was pretty oyster!"

by T.F. Sal June 18, 2025

Oyster

A slang word from California used to describe something good, exciting, or generally outside of the norm.

It comes from the presence of pearls inside of oysters, describing the excitement from finding something of value even in something as boring and rotten as an oyster or clam.

"I know this beach is usually a drag, but the waves were pretty oyster today!"

by T.F. Sal June 18, 2025

oystercatchers

People who catch oysters.

Look! there are oystercatchers over there!
Yeah i used the word oystercatchers in bomb party!

by HumorDeath November 19, 2025

DUNNY OYSTER

BROWN COLORED SPUTUM EXTRACTED FROM DEEP INSIDE THE LUNG.

I WAS WORKING WITH BOB ALL NIGHT AND HE KEPT SPITTING DUNNY OYSTERS ON THE WAREHOUSE FLOOR. I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO HURL.

by NIGHT WEENY July 27, 2009

Nasal Oyster

A large quantity of mucus sucked into the mouth from the sinus.....

I could hardly breath till I shucked that nasal oyster....

by djay38 September 1, 2009

Cowboy Oysters

The act of T-Bagging someone who is asleep and then Whooping or Yee Hawing like a cowboy to wake them up. A similar act, Cowgirl Clams is the same act but a girl vagbagging the victim.

Terry was quite mad when he woke up with a start to find that Bob was giving him some Cowboy Oysters.

by Greennight October 31, 2011

pressed oysters

The act of a male pressing his testicles (penis held askew) against a transparent or translucent surface, rendering them flat and spread out, not unlike an oyster. The full scrotum would be against the surface. Commonly pressed surfaces include bus shelters, exgirlfriend's car windshields, and bar windows.

"So get this - we're waiting for the bus, and Brendan sees Stephanie coming our way, he totally drops his parachute pants and gives her the pressed oysters. It totally blew her away!"

"Richard showed the unsuspecting home improvement store girl his pressed oysters through the glass block he held against his waist. She was not pleased."

by lexicon_t October 28, 2013