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Dave Ferrit

Dave Ferrit is a mythical man that appears when there is great weather for extra curricula activities such as day drinking, barbecues, going to the beach etc. (a good day for it).
“Hey, did you want to go to Tim’s to have a swim and some drinks on Saturday, I heard Dave Ferrit is gonna be around?”
by Hog.Rider December 30, 2021
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Dave Chappelle

A very funny black comedian, host of the hit sketch comedy show, "Chapelle's Show".
Gradually got pissed off with Hollywood and went home to South Africa. After this excursion, he went to a small town where he still resides today.
Quit Comedy Central because he saw a white crew member laughing oddly at one of his skits while filming. Kinda contradictory because racism was his main subject matter, but meh.
Dave Chappelle : "Sir, I am in no way shape or form affiliated with neaggardom!"
Funny when black people laugh.
Racist when white people laugh.
by suburban white kid July 7, 2008
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dirty dave

A dirty dave is a sexual act of such inscrutable lecherousness that there are no words in the English language to accurately describe the act. The term is named after U.S. Rep. David Rivera (R-FL) who famously used taxpayer money to try to perform the salacious act on an escort.
"Dude, the dirty dave makes the dirty sanchez and two girls one cup seem like softcore vanilla skinemax"; "I spent all night trying to dirty dave her harder than David Rivera on his constituents".
by marcor August 20, 2012
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Steamy Dave

It's where the male shits half way out, you know like a prairie dog, and then lets it harden into a penis-shaped form. You can possibly use a type of adhesive to make it harden, but I'm not quite sure what really works yet. Then you pursue to fuck someone really hard with the hardened piece of shit, and resulting in it crumbling in their vagina. Yep.
After four months of preparation, I gave Thelma a Steamy Dave.
by Jefbag October 3, 2009
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Dave-Rage

Dave-rage:
term used to identify an exceeding angry person going off their nut over just about anything. Actions such as swearing profusely, yelling and continually changing tangents by ranting, it is often accompanied with physical symptoms of blood boiling and aftermath feelings of stupidity.
An example of this is-

"man you got your Dave-Rage on..."

"whoa no need to have a Dave-Rage..."

" um....Dave-Rage!!"

"you have Dave-Rage issues hey..."
by Killerkicks. September 7, 2011
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Peruvian Dave

a lovely man who spreads love and joy from under his poncho. by day he is a simple cattle herder by night he is Peruvian Dave the chief sun keeper. WARNING: Peruvian Dave does not believe in underwear or sexual consent
i do not know why did we got to war with Iraq what do you think Peruvian Dave?
by oliver bryant December 14, 2009
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Dave spud

The person Elias in my 4th and 5th year grade won’t stop talking about and now it’s a trend in my class but Elias hi it’s Kaiden but anyway Elias doesn’t pee in the shower and Kaiden s bye
Elias:hey class WATCH DAVE SPUD OR ELSE
My class:DAVE SPUD
he sucks
by Kaiden Paul Shawyer hi Elias August 31, 2021
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