A verb describing something so downright ridiculous that it's warranted for an extended "Nefarious".
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"Don't neardel it bro!"
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Get the neardel mug.A solid square kick in the groin. Named after an incident in 2006 in which Nursultan Nazarbayev, President of Kazakhstan, kicked a filmmaker in the nuts in retaliation for making some weird "documentary."
Guy 1: So I went to her place, and my dick's still sore.
Guy 2: Nice!
Guy 1: No. It was not.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She gave me the Nazarbayev Nutcracker. :(
Guy 2: Nice!
Guy 1: No. It was not.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She gave me the Nazarbayev Nutcracker. :(
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Get the Nazarbayev Nutcracker mug.nazarii is a loving soul with a smile that can light up a dull room
always looking for the right ine but can’t find. them
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it’s hard without one
and is very difficult is he ever falls into your arms
you can’t understand him that’s because he’s from ukraine
that’s okay
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his beam of a smile when he pulls down
his hat
and sees a marmalade sadwuch lying ther
he’s truely a keeper
and he never fails
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but you won’t help him
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that’s his type
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always looking for the right ine but can’t find. them
we all need a nazarii in our accomplished lives
it’s hard without one
and is very difficult is he ever falls into your arms
you can’t understand him that’s because he’s from ukraine
that’s okay
and i think that my friend nazarii is paddington in peru
his beam of a smile when he pulls down
his hat
and sees a marmalade sadwuch lying ther
he’s truely a keeper
and he never fails
he will help u
but you won’t help him
he needs it guys come on
nazarii is desperate
and wants you (a black african sza)
that’s his type
so stop playing
and go get yourself a nazarii
by dora exploresa March 21, 2025
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Former Prez Nixon was infamously antisocial, often avoiding being around others during his "White House years". That being said, however, the infamous "Tricky Dick" wasn't exactly afflicted with full-blown nearological disorder, either, in that he seemed only too happy to hobnobbingly "scheme 'n' scam" with his "White House Plumbers" and other "crooked crony" political allies!
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