Grease Neck

Someone with no life. They prefer online interactions with females than talking in person. Can be found playing online multiplayer games, trying extremely hard to make up for the fact that the E Thot they sent $300 to won't date them.

Grease Neck: "Ok dude, so what if Alinity won't let me be her boyfriend and rub ber feet. At least I went 46 and 2 running the M4 and 725 shotgun on piccadilly"

Normal human: "Ok grease neck"

by SweggingBeats December 18, 2019

to swing neck

To swing neck means to suck, a gargantuan dick. So big, you can't do it by simply putting it in your mouth. You have to go to the point to deep throat the colossus and swing your whole neck (and upper body) back and forth to really suck the whole giant

Hey did you hear about how Melissa blew Michael?
Yeah! I heard she really had to swing neck to fit it in...

Hey, have you seen Johnny lately?
Yeah, heard he's been swinging neck by the corner!
Oh daamn! I knew he was gay but not that much!!

by Festive Bear July 21, 2017

neck snap

When you fling your body forwards but your head doesn't cooperate. In order for something to be a true neck snap, the actual snap must be accompanied by an audible popping sound.

Dude!, that car accident gave me a total neck snap!

That bitch tossed me around the bed and gave me a really bad neck snap.

That wooden roller coaster ride gave me the neck snap! My neck has been sore for weeks.

That old guy tripped on the sidewalk and popped a disk. What a neck snap!

by Bad C dev March 10, 2022

Shrek Neck

Got no neck like shrek

Person 1:- "Shut it ya bam!"
Person 2:- "Shut it Shrek Neck!"

by Shreklover101 June 20, 2018

Saffron Neck

Saffron necks are Indian version of American Red necks. Conservative in values - love guns, beer and driving heavy vehicles. Also believe in India for Hindus first.

Oh cut the crap .. I'm Saffron Neck and proud.

by Saffron_neck June 25, 2022

alpha neck

The alpha male in a group of rednecks.

Steve: How did you know which one is the alpha neck?
Randy: He's the one that is the loudest, pushiest and has his chest puffed out the farthest, it applies to the womenfolk as well.

by Jinde Kush October 20, 2014

Chip neck

When you go t't chippy and get xl chips and gravy and cram too many in ur gob and don't chew them the webmd pro chewer designated amount of chews and just decide to swallow them like a pelican and they get stuck in your neck and slip down dead slow but you can still breathe... Chip neck

"oi Tom recon you could get me a swig of ur fosters I've got a proper chip neck right now"

by Blucherie January 15, 2021