newtasexual

a person who i born without junk. not a very good lover and is always cranky.

Did you see that newtasexual on the news?

by nessa_122 January 30, 2009

newtonator

A word given to a girl who can be associated with maddison newton. They can be ugly, weird, or just downright scary.

'Omg, did you see that girl- she was a total newtonator!'

by silly.billy.=) January 25, 2009

Newton

A new 1000 kg.

I just got a newton of work to do. Again. (sigh)

by Jacks ass August 11, 2009

Newton rings

The five fundamental holes of all females suited for penile insertia (the anus, vagina, mouth, ear and not forgetting nostril).

Original source sir Isac Newton world renouned for his newtoning.

We just creamed Julies Newton Rings.

You... me..... newtons?

I just SMASHED her newton rings.

I'd love to be in her newton rings.

I bet her newton rings are smooth as F**k.

by SHAMID! December 7, 2010

newty news

Newport cigarettes

Can I have a newty news?

by Slizzy Slang Dizaddy November 2, 2010

Newton North Carolina

Founded long long ago and stolen by the white man. Only the chosen few live in the legandary town where most girls look like mystical creatures and only some are doable.

I.E. To have a massivle large penis

Man i wish i had a Newton North Carolina.

by jimmyv86 March 9, 2011

NewthBrush

The new toothbrush you must use to replace your old whacked up toothbrush.

Ryan: Yo homie, im trying to brush my pearly blancas and this old toothbush isn't doing shit!

Ben: Relax bro, we'll take a Newthbrush run to walgreens in 10

Ryan: Maybe I can swipe me an oral-b!

by patbenn August 6, 2011