A mouth guard that when worn properly makes the athlete sound like a tard. It also makes the athlete drool a little to complete the whole ensemble.
"coath, can I go to tha baffroom?"
Coach: what? I can't understand a word you're saying. Take out your mouth tard when you speak. And wipe the drool off your face before u get on the short bus.
Coach: what? I can't understand a word you're saying. Take out your mouth tard when you speak. And wipe the drool off your face before u get on the short bus.
by KennyRex January 27, 2011
Get the Mouth Tardmug. A potent alcoholic beverage served by directly pouring seperate components into the recipient's open mouth, thereby eliminating the need for glassware and ensuring immediate intoxication. A popular combination is Baccardi 151 Rum and Coke. A spew rag should always be kept nearby.
by ted December 8, 2004
Get the mouth mixermug. A term for someone who often swears profusely, uses vain or foul terminology, and inserts the "fuck" word into his syntax as often as possible. This results due to his/her immersion in a professional kitchen environment. Similar to "swearing like a sailor", "truckers mouth", "swear like a trucker", etc...
What the fuck Chuck? Hustle your sweet fuckin tits with that filet or I'll be on your lush ass like a priest on a fucking altar boy! Fucking MOVE asshole!
What the fuck Chuck? Hustle your sweet fuckin tits with that filet or I'll be on your lush ass like a priest on a fucking altar boy! Fucking MOVE asshole!
Jane never swore until she became a line cook. Now, after 2 years in the kitchen, she often calls her best friend a slack jawed fuck bag. Jane knows she has a classic case of "Chef's Mouth".
by inthekitchenbitchin August 6, 2010
Get the Chef's Mouthmug. by The inventor123 May 27, 2006
Get the penis mouthmug. A shit eating uncontrollable grin. It is best explained by the guy in the Disarono commercial after seeing the chick deep throat the ice cube.
by Ill mon May 6, 2007
Get the mouth bonermug. a person that talks so much that it reminds you of an old cowboy boot that has come apart on the toe and just flaps in the wind
she talks so much and don't say anything! She rinds me of an old tall cowboy boot that has come apart at the end and just flaps in the wind ...She got the boot mouth, talkin a lot and ain't sayin nothin
by V&V January 31, 2015
Get the boot mouthmug. Variation on Disney Ears. Denotes someone who never uses profanity, refrains from making unsavory sexual references, and/ or veils any objectionable subject matter so heavily that innocence can always be claimed no matter how dirty their mind may actually be.
Heather might have Disney mouth, but her ears are not innocent.
Heather's mind may be dirty, but her mouth is as pure as the driven snow.
Heather's mind may be dirty, but her mouth is as pure as the driven snow.
by Richard Weed* September 11, 2011
Get the Disney Mouthmug.