mini mosher

a little lad or ladette stil tryin to find there identify....(*hense da mini part ov mini mosher*)

p.s fr all use u think mini moshers r tryin 2 b goth by saying that no1 understand them then i have sum advice look definition of goth or IDIOT!!!
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a lil kid dts all hyper n screamin normally wid an mp3 player blastin dwn his ear (*no reason hes screamin *)

****step on that piece ov shit mini mosher n walk away wid a smile frm a job wel done****

by spudlink July 6, 2006

mashed potatoes and gravy

when a male/female would like to be shitted on literally n lick up the mess this term is used for sick basterds that like it kinky if this floats ya boat then try dirty sanchez

hey marcus what would you let that girl do to you? marcus:i'd let her shit on me and i'd eat it. ewww dude don't pull that "mashed potatoes and gravy" stuff on meee!

by mr. Alex Heller at your servic June 30, 2009

gash masher

1. (n) a man's penis
2. (v) a woman who partakes in the slamming of her vagina against her cohorts vagina.

1. I'm gonna whap that girl in the face with my gash masher.
2. Dude, I was at a party last nite hitting on this chick, and then she told me she was a lesbian. "I was like man, fuck that gash masher!"

by Team JPD March 26, 2003

dong masher

1. A Baseballer who pops off on the regular.
2. A person who sucks a lot of cock

1. Jim Thome may be really old, but he's still a bona fide dong masher

2. Trey: "I'm so horny"
Cory: "Call Penelope, that chick's been mashing dongs since 6th grade."
Trey: "True, she is quite a dong masher."

by Willy Langon May 16, 2008

muff masher

a man who slams his fist, head, or genitals into the vagina of an unsuspecting female

Jon was a muff masher as he rammed his head into her cooch

by Someonecreepy December 21, 2008

mosher

A mosher is usually someone who due to having no friends as a child at school (usually around the age of 13) Decides the only way an outcast like themselves will ever have any social interaction will be to suddenly declare they are sooooooo individual and join the other 50 lonely outcasts in the school by wearing daft baggy clothes and listening to American rock bands that are soooooo individual. These bands are so individual in fact that they sell millions of copies around the world. Very individual I’m sure you agree.
By joining this individual group the "mosher" then finds themselves with the chance at a social life, all be it with other outcasts.
When in a group they like to fantasise about beating up "chavs and "townies” They do this sometimes to let off the steam and pain of having been forced to exist as a freak solely to get friendship from other freaks.
“Moshers” sometimes like to go on websites and say how much they hate chavs and would beat one up if they had a chance. But in reality usually have been bullied and beaten by chavs their whole entire lives and would run the next time they saw one. They get so angry about this fact they often set up websites such as chavscum to rant about it, while usually the chavs they rant about have much more interesting things to do than sit around making websites to say how much they hate other people.

The mosher was sitting and quivering fearing his next beating at the hand of the local popular kids.

The mosher finally hit 21 and decided to become normal and cut his hair seems as the hell of his school life was over

by Craig Jester November 21, 2006

Skratty Moshers

Yknow, the type that sit on the benches out the back of the Bentalls Centre, near Legends, and talk about how they 'ollied that mean kerb' or how 'slipknot are like SO the best grunge band'........and stuff.

'Back when i was a Skratty Mosher, i must have been such a cock'

'you still are'

'oh'

by Skrat August 4, 2004