Mop

To have a shit ton of hair in a relatively small space

Greg: Yo bro in my science class there’s this girl with an ugly ass mop on her head
Rowley: Oh shit dude my sister has one

by Marker000 August 9, 2024

Whipping the Mop

beating someone's ass, maybe to the point of hospitalization. it can be used as an action verb; whipping the mop off of; past tense; that's where he whipped the mop off his ass; present tense; he's whipping the mop off his ass; future tense; that's where imma whip the mop off yo ass

He's whipping the mop off his ass.

by weird_bruh November 22, 2021

Carolina Mop and Slop

When a Carolina 6 (an LA 3) with dreaded hair gives you head

I had a crazy time at the bar last night, I met a chick and got the Ole Carolina Mop and Slop.

by JacksonJohnsers December 23, 2020

Mop Dick

Smearing the seamen around with the tip of a penis after it ejaculates.

He gave her that mop dick instead of a heavy cream pie.

by WMFK. August 28, 2023

Mop

It's purpose is to just replace every other slang word that we already use.

Bro is moppy.
Bro has a W mop.
You;re so mop-tax.
Bro is so mopped.
Everyone is mopping me.
Bro is mopping me.
Blud is a mop.

by Kungfupaanda July 1, 2024

Mop

(In the drag community) To steal something.

Girl before we left I mopped that really cute bag with the fringe.

by SLANG_MASTER November 27, 2017

Mop

A sort of filler word like "Skibidi" or "Sigma."

"That guy is so mopped."
"I'm looking extra moppy today."

by logxav11 April 26, 2025