moist cracker

A white woman ready for sex. A naughty little thing.

Ex. This Triscuit is covered in balsamic vinegar. What a moist cracker!

Ex. I'm hungry for a moist cracker!

by Naughtylittlethingggg November 30, 2013

Moist crackers

Moist crackers is a term used to say something is shitty, but funny.

"I died so many times on this level!" Thats moist crackers my guy.

by Ronald the McDonald January 06, 2021

moist the bed

Wet dream

Bro Sally and I stayed up texting last night . she said the next morning she "moist the bed". Damn bro through text?

by marconorman97 May 06, 2016

Moist bridge collapse

When you recreate the Francis Scott Key Bridge with 2 guys. One guy slaps his penis harshly across another hard penis resting on a table cracking it like a glow stick and then quickly shoving it up his rectum.

Guy 1: i saw the francis scott key bridge collapse this morning it was terrible

Guy 2: yea but it reminded me that you promised me a moist bridge collapse

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024

moist to tsunami

Rating of how wet something makes you.

On a scale from moist to tsunami, noodle soup is a strong tide.

by Bewiggedroom43 December 06, 2016

moist ruckus

Sex. Sex is a moist ruckus.

Kids: "how are babies made?"
Parent: "moist ruckus"

by Top92915 April 10, 2016

moist sparkle

A term for a middle aged woman who is slightly damp in her vaginal region over vampires from any of the Twilight Saga. These women would often plaster their minivans and online social networking profiles with "Team Edward".

Oh, man! Look at Mrs. Sullivan! Is she a moist sparkle or what?

by itsTHATgirl February 01, 2013