Massbergers

The affliction of an individual who is too East-coast to effectively relate to anybody.

"Hey Kid, you invite Billy to the party"
"Nah Kid he never shuts up about Dunkies. He has total Massbergers"

by DunkiesRunKid July 23, 2017

massachusetts care package

The skeletal remains of Johnny Appleseed along with dried out tea bags that have been exposed to salty water.

Ah! My Massachusetts Care Package is here! Lovely! Time to reenact the best time in history!

by Bryce412 July 29, 2017

Mass Gamer Stockholm Syndrome

Mass Gamer Stockholm Syndrome, also known as MaGSS, is a psychological condition in which gamers will do anything to defend their favorite game or franchise. Gamers are 'taken hostage' by there games and defend the game to great extend, regardless of game quality. Games with pay 2 win and bugfested games are often being defended by their fanbase. Common sense will rarely work to change their minds.

Reasoning like "you can still unlock everything without spending money", "Skill is more important than spendings" or "it's not as bad as people say it is" are common.

Clearly buggy hitboxes in FPS games are often defended by saying things like "It's because your aim is off".

The psychological condition has strong ties to choise-supportive bias or post-purchase rationalization.

Person 1: Dude, Battlefront 2 is so Pay 2 Win.

Victim: Dude, that's not pay 2 win. You can unlock everything ingame. The advantage you get is not that big, a good player without spending money will still beat a bad player who spend money.

Person 1: Dude, you are simply suffering from Mass Gamer Stockholm Syndrome.

Victim: I don't care, just gonna enjoy the game.

by ai caramba November 20, 2017

mass cunting

The act when a group of friends in a bar simultaneously text the word "cunt " to an absent member of the group. The result is the absent person receives a large number of SMS messages at the same time. Usually the absent person is felt to have a poor reason not to be present

Richard did not come to the pub because he was meeting his mother in law , so after a few beers and smedders we decided a mass cunting was in order , leading to much amusement or embarrassment depending who you were

by The smedders wrestler July 25, 2018

Massachusian Alps

An area west of the Connecticut River in Massachusetts. This area includes the Berkshires as well as the Appalachian and Taconic Mountains. It is referred to as a whole to mean the entire area. It generally has a positive meaning. This area is known for its natural beauty.

Who wants to head over to the Massachusian Alps over the weekend?

The Massachusian Alps are well known for their natural beauty and splendor .

by Steven Malencroft December 19, 2018

Masscrackaloder

Someone who accumulated masses of ass cracks they have snarfed, eaten licked and generally buried their faces in.

That flat faced Masscrackaloder chick has buried her face in so many asses she’s beginning to look two demensional

by Davedale August 21, 2019

massen

An absolute legend, frequently talked about by their peers about all the crazy things they've done. Usually very hyper-active, good sense of humor, liked by many, and is good with their words. They frequently manipulate their words to please people into doing something they want while also having a mature personality that people are drawn to.

"Woah, did you hear how massen climbed the school?!"
"Yeah, that was crazy!"

by OG Apparition October 17, 2019